I wish my answer was hanging from a trapeze but sadly I am not that imaginative and don´t have the necessary equipment installed in my bathroom either.
My own preferred method is the one suggested at the bottom right.
(P.S. For elaborations on the different techniques check this post at sexhax "How to Pee With Morning Wood")
I like this and I think for me the bottom right works best. smile
ReplyDeleteyup, the top row is just asking for trouble... I'm with Carl... though the 'superman' bottom left works fine too.
ReplyDeleteSUPERMAN! If I had a penis I'd totally do the Superman.
ReplyDeleteROFL do I detect a bit of penis-envy there, Sofie?
ReplyDeleteDid you check the link at the end of the post?
There are some cool techniques for women also. somehow my favorite is the "Going Commando" - but that may just be the allure of the name itself getting to me...
I did check it out and I actually am doing The Hover sometimes in the womens restroom :-) I do hanve a bit of penis-envy I think, mainly becuase I grew up in the cold parts of north Sweden and it was a bitch to pee outside in the snow when out skiing in the woods... frozen ass!!! No fun at all... But Going Commando might just do the trick *off to practice*!
ReplyDeleteHaha Sofie, I sympathize about peeing outside in freezing weather and having to uncover your whole ass - but it´s not that easy to stick your pride out and do your business in -17 degrees below! (Ask me about that experience sometime)
ReplyDeleteI have had a lot of success with the Top left...but then planking is all the rage these days isn't it?
ReplyDeleteOh my Sarco, I never knew you were that agile - could you please send me a picture next time? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee!
ReplyDeleteI just wait until things go down.. It always happens eventually.
ReplyDeleteO.M.G. you were never supposed to reveal that, Jordyn! How could you do this?
ReplyDeleteIt is nothing less than a betrayal of an age old and well kept secret of men that no woman has ever heard about before!
The goal my friends is to put that boner to work!!!! Never waste a boner.
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows that when your cock is piss hard... you really have to work to get a nut. Use that full bladder to show your partner your stamina, your exceptional athletic ability. Emulate a rabbit and give your partner the ride of his/her life. By the time you com....you will have earned it....even if your partner is unable to walk the next day.
haha Doc, I am at a loss for words, it doesn't happen that often so enjoy...
ReplyDeleteI am trying to figure out if JC is using a double entendre or not. To know what I am talking about put "go down" into the urban dictionary web site.
ReplyDeleteYou can never be sure with Jordyn, he like to play with words...
ReplyDeleteWords are not the only thing I like to play with. (another of mankind's great secrets)
ReplyDeleteLOL Jordyn, I believe you!
DeleteEwwwwwww, but as they say, necessity has no law ;)
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