Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Il Ritorno Del Laird

The Much Honored Bock McMillan, laird of Southern Charm and prince of Cascade Falls, having visited Stockholm to descend upon his royal cousins and to lobby the Nobel Committee (to ensure an invitation) for two days has now returned home again.

While in Stockholm the laird thought of his retirement from official duties in the far off future. It is true he has made plans with his sister Millimina Salamander that they would join households when that time comes, but they have not been able to agree on where yet. Bock emphatically refuses to move north and Millimina is hesitant about moving to the south of Sweden.

Well, during his visit in the northern city his mind cleared on where they should eventually retire after partaking of a delicious dinner at the wonderful restaurant The Trattoria by the waters on the quay at Norr Mälarstrand in Stockholm.

"It has to be Italy of course, nowhere else will do! Preferably Tuscany. in Florence, Siena, San Gimignano or any of the many other medieval towns there, The food is excellent, the climate is mild and warm and the men are beautiful. Guyke and Janttu could move into a villa, or apartment, nearby and see to it that we are well taken care of. It´s perfect and I am sure she will love the idea also!"

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  1. Make sure it is close to Milan buddy so that dear Milli don´t miss any match that Inter plays. Then I´m sure she will think it is perfect!

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    1. Awesome advice, Apmel, it should clinch the deal when I mention that. Thanks bosom buddy! ;)

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    2. I if you do clinch the deal I will be enormously jealous of course :)

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    3. You will of course be welcome to visit anytime! ;)

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  2. MMMM yes Tuscany... I could go for that! But good luck convincing J to move south. He's warm all the time even when I'm freezing my b... off in Finland in winter :D

    Welcome home dearest Bockilein xoxoxo

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    1. We will get him a sauna and a personal step-in freezer-room! That and the hope of the pleasant company of you and myself (both in the best mood with the excellent climate, the beautiful men and the delicious food) should convince him!

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