Friday, June 21, 2013

Kitchens & Bathrooms in SecondLife

Ever since I arrived in SecondLife I have been wondering about all the kitchens and bathrooms we see in-world, when we never really use them for much. Obviously we do not eat, drink, wash, crap or pee in our virtual homes, so why do we let these useless rooms take up space and prims to the extent that we do?

I was reminded about my early fascination on this subject, when I saw my son in-law and friend Ziggy's beautiful picture. The only valid excuses for having bathrooms that I can think of are the many wonderful "sex-in-the-shower/bathtub" animation scenes I have seen.
Photography by Ziggy Starsmith
Quoted from Ziggy and Guyke On The Edge Of Second Life
But what about the kitchens? As far as I can recall I have not seen any sex-animation scenes centered around that particular space in our SecondLife homes.

Considering the many wonderful moments I have spent in the kitchen in first life getting slammed against the kitchen cabinets, thrown on to or over a kitchen table, a sink or a kitchen counter or even rolling around the floor, it is rather amazing that it has not been resulted in any sex-animations. Surely I cannot be alone with these sweet memories, can I?

My old buddy Kip Ashbourne and his husband Chaz Longstaff over at Blue Balls Animations really should start working on this pretty darn soon, in my opinion they could make a fortune or two by catering to this forgotten room. But then again, it may just be that I haven't done a proper market research. There may very well be sex- animations for this room, I just haven't come across them yet.

8 comments :

  1. Where have you been, Bock?
    I could send you a long list of shops and creators that made great kitchens with sex poses. Okay maybe not all BLUE BALLS but you sure would have blue balls after sometime in such a kitchen.

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    1. O.M.G. You mean to say they are out there? Oh well, I haven't been going out much the last few years or having sex for that matter...

      LOL great, now I will have to check-up what the market has to offer in this line of merchandise!

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  2. OMG Bock. I had to prove that I'm not a robot.
    What happen? I thought you hated that prove thing?

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    1. LOL I love it again since they took away the damn blurry photographs of street house numbers which were completely impossible for me to read!

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  3. I have had many homes with full orgy kitchen facilities and utensils..used them too ;-)

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    1. Damn it, and you never ever invited me to try them out? What am I, chopped liver?

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  4. Your a piece of blond, swedish man meat slung backwards over a sex kitchen butcher block awaiting to get sliced and cooked hahahaha

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    1. Pffft Do you really think that is a suitable way to address your father in-law? Think again, sonny, think again!

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