Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Intelligent Design & The Prostate Gland

Today I had plans to talk to you about how the mere existence of the prostate gland according to Creationism/Intelligent Design (the belief that the universe and living organisms originate from specific acts of divine creation, as in the biblical account, rather than by natural processes such as evolution), logically must lead to the conclusion that 
a) God is a man, 
b) God is gay and 
c) God is a bottom.

...but then I thought about it a bit more, and decided that I didn't have the energy to do that today. Besides, as I myself don't believe in a god, it seemed like a wholly superfluous exercise. 

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  1. An interesting theological point. I agree with you about the not believing in a god part, but I'll suggest that what you're talking about is a mystical experience that temporarily transports you into another realm of consciousness. This was formerly ascribed to the pineal gland ;-) The screams of "Oh God oh God" are merely a coincidence and not evidence. I do intend to do some in-depth research on this, though. ;-)

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    1. Mmmmhmmmm Best of luck with your research, buddy! I always found that nothing beats repeated empirical studies for satisfying results *snickers*

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