Thursday, March 7, 2013

Necessary Clarification

My brother in-law Dej and I both feel it necessary to clarify, that although we both shower at least once a day this should not be taken as a sign that we lie more often than other men.

The correct interpretation of the comment "Men, they lie more than they shower!", is naturally that it in no way whatsoever refers to Dej or myself, but only to certain other men, the bad guys. Got it?

If you should wish a list of the bad guys, please contact Dej or myself and tell us where to fax it. Please note you will need at least 1,000 sheets of paper in the fax machine. An extremely small fee may be asked for to cover our inconvenience and time spent compiling the extensive list.

3 comments :

  1. You do know I am a very bad guy and have been known not to shower for 3 days while traversing the moist, humid jungles of the grid ;-)

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  2. Is that you taking a shower? You need to show us your real life butt if this is the case.

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  3. Bock is Dashingly Handsome but he doesn't want anyone to know that ;)

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