Oy Vey, Oy Vey! The End of the Western Judeo-Christian Civilisation and the World As We Know It Is Nigh!

The results of the poll on Socks and Sandals are in. They are truly shocking!

There were a total pf 13 respondents and only - I stress O-N-L-Y -  77% of them thought that the distasteful combination of socks with sandals was "uncool", while 23% of the respondents were uncouth enough (despite the many subtle hints in the accompanying post on what the correct, appropriate and proper vote should be) to vote for "cool".

I have started packing and will let you all know which part of the universe I will be moving to before I leave. The Babylonians be with those of you who decide to stay and watch our world crumble...

Still Shattered &Disillusioned

Following the American presidential election and Brexit referendum in Great Britain has now given me a sound skepticism towards opinion polls. I will never trust their results again,

Ever since I saw the final results in both these elections my thought wander off to somehow come up with as viable explanation - I am getting nowhere and then I just feel a great sadness.

I have to leave it behind or I will go crazy.

Reminder: Last Hours of Reader Survey 2015

There are now only 15 hours remaining to get your responses in on Bock in SecondLife's reader survey of the year.

Read this blog post Who Are You? - Reader Survey 2015 and then answer the polls in the right column.

I am very much obliged for your effort and cooperation.

Those of you who have already answered have the option to change or complete your responses until the poll closes today at 12 AM (midnight) SLT.

Breaking: Polls Close on Which Ass is Better

The poll on "Which Ass is Better" has now closed.

The voters have spoken, the votes have been tallied and the results are in.

24 approved votes were cast.
15 voters (62.5%) prefered Bock's Ass 2.0,
8 voters (33.3%) prefered Bock's Ass 1.0 and
1 voter (4.2%) didn't notice any difference.

Asked for a comment on the results of the poll the Much Honored Bock McMillan, laird of Southern Charm, prince of Cascade Falls, Sovereign Ruler of the Commonwealth of Southern Enchantment Region and Outer Territories and finally UN appointed Protector of the Solace Island and Mount Whitney sims in SecondLife, responded with a smirk and said: "Dammit, there is no way of pleasing them! Did you see that one blind geezer didn't even notice a difference? I don't know why I even bothered. From now on I am simply going to please myself and bugger them if they don't like it."

Donna Summer - Love To Love You Baby (Giorgio Moroder & Chris Cox Remix)

(via Joe Jervis@http://joemygod.blogspot.com/)

Enjoy this cool remix of an old classic, and remember this is the last day to vote in my poll concerning which of the two versions of my ass you think is better (url). Vote, vote, vote, if you haven't done so already!

Poll: Which Ass is Better?

Bock 'sAss 1.0

Bock's Ass 2.0

Dear readers of Bock in SecondLife (url), you now have the opportunity to affect my future. Tell me which of the asses you prefer in the pool posted at the top of the column to the right.

If you would like to motivate your answer in the poll, you are welcome to do so in the comments. You can also leave suggestions for possible changes there.

Results of the Poll On My Ass

Recently I asked you, my dear friends and readers, how you would react to my stunning derriere.

The poll concluded after a week and I am now happy to present the results.

Fortytwo responded and of these
25 respondents (59%); proved that they have excellent and impeccable taste while
4 respondents (10%); proved they have no taste at all and
13 respondents (31%); proved that they are jealous as hell of my plump, cute, awesome, perky, fluffy and furry ass.

Poll Concerning My Ass

A certain blogger, who shall remain unnamed, has asserted that looking at my ass made him (yes, it is a man and he is gay too), and I quote, "blackout from boredom". Before reshaping my ass I am going to ask my readers if you agree with said blogger or not.

Please take the poll in the upper right hand corner!

Poll Results: Most Overused Word

The results of the poll are in and are clear as you can see.

The real thriller was for a while if "Lag" or "Drama" would win, but in the final hours "Drama" pulled away and won with a mere three votes.

So I am happy to announce that "Drama" is the most overused word in SecondLife according to the readers of Bock in SecondLife.

Lets make a deal and promise each other to use the ugly word less in the future!

Take Ziggy's Poll on Blogs

My buddy Ziggy Starsmith has a poll running on his blog whether you "think blogs are becoming a little passé or even boring now...?"

I would suggest you go there and set him straight!

In my not-so-humble opinion blogging in itself is still a viable and excellent way of expressing yourself to both yourself, your community and the world as a whole.

So what if nobody else reads it? You atleast have the possibility of unloading shit and putting your views out there for the world to see and know. Many bloggers may wish that they could be more relevant to many more readers and accumulate a huge following, but nonetheless it is a way for all of us to leave a little trail of ourselves on the world wide web.

Love in SL - Results of the Poll Are In

The results on Eddi Haskell's poll on the interesting question: Have you ever fallen in love with someone you have met in Second Life? (Please answer only if you are a current or former resident.) are finally in!

Go here Eddi Haskell's Second Life: Poll Results to check out the surprising results!

Have You Found Love In SecondLife?

My mentor in the craft of blogging Eddi Haskell is running a new poll on his blog Eddi Haskell's Second Life where he asks "Have you ever fallen in love with someone you have met in Second Life?"

You will find the poll in the top right hand corner, go there and answer truthfully!.

Whaddya Think?

Interesting question huh?

Tell us what you think by answering the weekly poll in the top right hand corner of Eddi Haskell´s Second Life!

Predict How SL Will Do in 2013

My mentor in blogging Eddi Haskell over at Eddi Haskell´s Second Life (url) has a poll running, for only two more days, concerning what SecondLife inhabitants believe will  be the state of SecondLife´s health at the end of 2013.

The poll can be found in the upper right hand corner of the blog. Go there and tell us what you think!

Butt Watcher - The Results are In!

The results of the butt-watcher poll are in. Ten people in total voted in the poll.

50 % (5 votes) voted for "#1 definitely",
20 % (2 votes) voted for "#2 for sure",
10 % (1 vote) voted for "Both are amazing" and
20 % (2 votes) voted for "I am too intellectual to look at buttocks/Decline to answer."

Mystery Butt #1

The winning butt by popular vote was Mystery Butt #1 (the mesh option). I must however add the disclaimer that the votes in the poll were too few to draw any certain conclusions from the results.

Spanki Moulliez showed his expertise as a butt-watcher by being the first to correctly naming my son in-law Ziggy Starsmith as the avatar to whom both the delicious butts are attached. Spanki therefore receives fame and glory forever and the honorary title of "The Laird´s Premier Butt-Watcher".

Congratulations Spanki!

Spanki´s keen observational skills also benefits The Fabrice Snook Foundation, to whom I will now donate L$1.000.

UPDATE: The receipt

Poll Shows: 61 % Love Linden Lab

The results of the poll concerning how residents feel Linden Lab is running SecondLife on Eddi Haskell´s Second Life (url) are now in.

The poll shows that 61 % of the 67 voters feel that Linden Lab is doing a fairly good to excellent job in running SecondLife. Awesome results!

Breaking News: Ziggy Is Staying

The amazing, wonderful and sexy Ziggy Starsmith today announced on his blog that he is going to stay with us in SecondLife! Ziggy Starsmith On The Edge Of Second Life...; Second Life: The Twinkle Has Returned To My Eyes.... (url)

As the goal has now been reached and we have convinced Ziggy to stay on I am taking down the poll "Should Ziggy Starsmith stay in SecondLife?"

Twenty-three people voted in the poll. Three votes were cast on "No, I am a jealous dickhead and cannot stand the competition." These votes are of course disqualified on the grounds that the voters are self-admitted jealous dickheads whose opinion cannot matter.

All of the remaining twenty votes were for "Hell yes, we need charming and passionate people here!".That means that 100 percent of the voters whose opinion matter voted that Ziggy should stay with us! (Ukrainian rules)

It´s unanimous, Ziggy has to stay with us because we love him, the ranting little bugger!

Take the Poll; Should Ziggy Stay In SecondLife?

Photo by Ziggy Starsmith

Today my hotheaded and passionate buddy Ziggy Starsmith has gone to far!

After a rant against my darlings Linden Lab, where he accuses them of all the problems in First and SecondLife and then some, he ends the post with actually threatening to leave SecondLife by November 25, 2012, if things don´t improve in a hurry!

Read his post here Ziggy On The Edge Of Second Life: Crash After Crash... Second Life Apocalypse.

I left him this response in a comment on his blog.

"My dear, sweet, charmingly hotheaded, fiery and wonderfully passionate but extremely rash darling buddy!

Please read what you yourself have written carefully. You are on the same modem and the same hook-up as Larz and "he has no issues most of the time". Doesn't this tell you that the problem is with your computer and not with SecondLife, sweetheart?

And what the fuck is this shit about you leaving SecondLife? Are you trying to kill me off completely?

I do not care if you don´t own land or if you become a basic account freeloader but don´t you even think of leaving, and especially not for that hellish Facebook of all the damned Internet social networks.

Take deep breaths, my darling buddy, and please calm yourself.

Love you always, even when you become a rash and impetuous Linden-basher!
XOXOXO"

With this post I want to give him a flap in the face and tell him to simmer down, because we are many who actually love him and need him in SecondLife! Take the poll in the upper righthand corner and dammit check the correct option or else...!

I also promise and plan to come inworld more often so that I can enjoy his company more.

Poll on the Effects of Social Media

There is an interesting new poll on my mentor Eddi Haskell´s blog Eddi Haskell´s Second Life.

This time Eddi asks our opinion on how we believe social medias effect us. You will find the poll in the top right hand corner.

You have ten more days to vote!

Please Take the Viewer-Poll

My friend and mentor Eddi Haskell has a poll running on his blog Eddi Haskell´s Second Life (url) on a eternally debated issue among residents of SecondLife; Which viewer we prefer. to use.

Please take the poll, you have six more days to leave your answer!

You will find the poll in the upper right hand corner.