Showing posts with label ass. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ass. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Rude Fashion Designers

We all know that some fashion designers in first life aren't known for being civil or courteous. Stefano Gabbana called Selena Gomez "ugly", Karl Lagerfeld said Adele was "a little too fat" and let's not go near John Galliano's abusive racist and antisemitic comments.

Did you know that fashion designers in SecondLife are just as bad?

I have a friend who has his own brand of clothing and he asked me if I would try out some of his new pants the other evening. As the always charming and agreeable man that I am, I agreed to do it.

When I pointed out two small, but ever so irritating, problems, a glitch in the "autohide body"-script and the fact that the ass of the pants seemed to be made for Kim Kardashian, the designer came over at once, took a look and then proceeded to tell me the problem was not with the pants he made but my body.

"You have childbearing hips", he told me, "and no ass. My pants are designed for men." (His emphasis, not mine.)

How rude is that, I ask you?

I most certainly was not rendered speechless by this blatant rudeness, but instead graciously informed my dear friend, that as we were speaking, songs and odes were being written about the wonders of my exquisite body, my slender manly hips, and my voluptuous, perky and peachy derriere. There was nothing at all wrong with my body, it was his "autohide body"-script that was faulty and he had made the ass enormous.

(P.S. Ughhh I don't know what is going on with my left wrist...)

PLEASE NOTE: I have been told that people don't always understand my jokes (or even when I am joking). To be on the safe side, let me tell you that Petr and I were both joking and having fun.

Friday, January 26, 2018

Pocket Size Bock: "Is My Ass Too Big?"

The new and much improved Bock is now shorter than he has ever been since he was a noob in SecondLife. He is now down to a height of only 2,15 meters (7’1”).
Morning Swim
I love my new shape and the shorter height, especially what the shrinkage has done to the shape of my legs and calves, which are now "absolutely delicious" according to myself. Nonetheless, I worry that my ass may - possibly - look too big.

Body: Signature - Gianni
Head: Catwa - Daniel
Hair: Stealthic - Rebellion

Saturday, July 8, 2017

Garrett & His Ass

My friend Garrett is strutting about in the new male mesh body from Belleza (The Jake). It has a delicious ass, but here is an instruction if Garrett should ask you about it.

Sunday, April 2, 2017

In My New Tighty Whities

I'm mostly a boxers man, but a couple of days ago my mate Wayne gifted me a pair of wonderful pair of "tighty whities" made by Mind Carlberg. I have hardly spent an hour inworld without wearing them since.

To be quiet honest, I always thought they were called "tidy whities" and they kinda reminded me of all the Falcon Studios gay films from the eighties with blond and sunburned men - nicely manscaped, with clean-shaved balls and asses and clean feet - interacting in the most exhilarating and wonderful ways.
The Urban Dictionary has this to say about tighty whities:
"A synonym for briefs . They are underwear worn for there support purposes, antonym of boxers. The pros of tighty whities are support in gym class and hiding an erection. The disadvantages are that if you are pantsed then your penis will appear smaller, and that they might strangle your penis.

Because of incidents in which prison inmates trousers started to fall down, many teenagers believe baggy pants are cool. Because of that, it became the cool thing to wear boxers instead of old fashioned tighty whities.

Advice if you're going to High School and male. In order to make your life alot easier, wear boxer shorts."

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Booty Galore

SecondLife capitalism at it's best can easily be seen by scrutinizing what's being sold at the SL Marketplace.

Of course one could discuss if it's in good taste, but as already the old romans said, "De gustibus non est disputandum", the implication being that everyone's personal preferences are merely subjective opinions that cannot be right or wrong, so they should never be argued about.

I hear that straight men, according to themselves can be divided into "boobmen" or "assmen" depending on which of the body parts that gives the biggest thrills.

So this delicious booty is sold at the Marketplace for L$49.
I asked Tomais if I should get it, but he told me "Your booty doesn't need any enhancement, babe", which kinda made me very happy.

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

"Do These Trousers Make My Ass Look Flat?", He Asked Me

Sometimes we encounter loaded questions like that in our lives and we must learn to handle them properly.

A simple "yes" or "no" will not suffice, nor should we ever go the Al Bundy way, who when his wife Peggy once asked him "Does this dress make me look fat?" responded "No, honey. It’s not the dress that makes you look fat. It’s the FAT that makes you look fat."

My recommendation is to always keep it honest.

So when I was posed the question in the post title by my lover yesterday I told him wit the utmost sincerity and honesty, "No, babe, your ass always looks perfectly bodacious and perky. No trousers can ever ruin the way it looks!" 

Friday, August 28, 2015

The GA SummerFest Starts Today

The Gay Archipelago’s Summerfest starts today and runs until September 6, 2015.

This year's theme is "Cirque Du So Gay" and is on it's own sim.

For complete information about the event,  and a full schedule of events look here!

Bock in SecondLife is naturally a sponsor of this event. You can find my booth at The SummerFest 2015 sim

Please also remember to check in at the blog's own event at the SummerFest on Saturday September 5, 2015, 12 PM (noon) - 2 PM SLT. Save the time and date, you will not be disappointed, there will be lots of wonderful bare male tits, chests, asses and other appendages! (More about this later...)

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Lucy B's Barnyard Bash

Ms. Lucretia Brandenburg cordially invites you all to Lucy B's Barnyard Bash today at 5 PM SLT
DJ: Hottie B Lockjaw
Host: Nikolai Warden

Your hayride to Lucy's Barnyard Bash (SLurl)

Please do not forget to compliment the delightful Ms. Lucy on her luscious, but still deliciously firm and decidedly perky ass. If you dare not do so on your own behalf, you may quote me.

I may be there, if I get enough naps in before...

Sunday, May 18, 2014

1,771,562 y/o

"Backpack" Photography by Tomais Ashdene
This man is trying to convince me that he is actually 1,771,562 years old. Should I believe him?

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Breaking: Polls Close on Which Ass is Better

The poll on "Which Ass is Better" has now closed.

The voters have spoken, the votes have been tallied and the results are in.

24 approved votes were cast.
15 voters (62.5%) prefered Bock's Ass 2.0,
8 voters (33.3%) prefered Bock's Ass 1.0 and
1 voter (4.2%) didn't notice any difference.

Asked for a comment on the results of the poll the Much Honored Bock McMillan, laird of Southern Charm, prince of Cascade Falls, Sovereign Ruler of the Commonwealth of Southern Enchantment Region and Outer Territories and finally UN appointed Protector of the Solace Island and Mount Whitney sims in SecondLife, responded with a smirk and said: "Dammit, there is no way of pleasing them! Did you see that one blind geezer didn't even notice a difference? I don't know why I even bothered. From now on I am simply going to please myself and bugger them if they don't like it."

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Poll: Which Ass is Better?

Bock 'sAss 1.0
Bock's Ass 2.0
Dear readers of Bock in SecondLife (url), you now have the opportunity to affect my future. Tell me which of the asses you prefer in the pool posted at the top of the column to the right.

If you would like to motivate your answer in the poll, you are welcome to do so in the comments. You can also leave suggestions for possible changes there.

Saturday, December 14, 2013

My Revamped Ass

My new and improved ass is larger, bubblier and more cushioned than before. Nice huh?

Sunday, November 17, 2013

Sneak Peek

A few hints about this picture: ass, booty, cute, dance, eye-catching, firm, gorgeous, hot, leather, man, music, O.M.G., teddy bear, Tomais

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Almost All the Best Asses

This is a amazing picture by the SecondLife master-photographer Kent Laurent (neé Hutchinson). All the greatest asses of Second Life are assembled, well with the obvious exception of one...
"Queue Pool Model" by Kent Hutchinson 
You can see more of Kent's amazing photography on his Flickr page

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Results of the Poll On My Ass

Recently I asked you, my dear friends and readers, how you would react to my stunning derriere.

The poll concluded after a week and I am now happy to present the results.

Fortytwo responded and of these
25 respondents (59%); proved that they have excellent and impeccable taste while
4 respondents (10%); proved they have no taste at all and
13 respondents (31%); proved that they are jealous as hell of my plump, cute, awesome, perky, fluffy and furry ass.



Sunday, September 8, 2013

Poll Concerning My Ass


A certain blogger, who shall remain unnamed, has asserted that looking at my ass made him (yes, it is a man and he is gay too), and I quote, "blackout from boredom". Before reshaping my ass I am going to ask my readers if you agree with said blogger or not.

Please take the poll in the upper right hand corner!

Sunday, July 14, 2013

There's No Accounting For Bad Taste

Boobs the sizes of two small European countries and asses the size of a medium sized country in Africa.

I had to teleport home because I felt getting sick to my stomach. when I encountered these avatars in a store that shall not be mentioned Butch just laughed cruelly at me!

I am reminded of the time when I saw the Italian director Federico Fellini's film "Amarcord " at a cinema and threw up during the scene where this older woman juggled with her humongous boobs at a little boy (Or is it a young man, I cannot remember I have blocked it out?).

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Not for the shy

This is a picture I decided not to use when I did my post on "Dungeons & Dragons at OrmDricka".

It´s funny anyway so I post it here for the select few who have taken the time to commend me on my nice legs and ass.

The woman looking so adoringly at me is the sweet Jin.

(Ohhh if you are wondering what that humongous black blob between my legs is, I can inform you I was wearing a beautiful black thong from "Roosters".)