Monday, November 12, 2012

Rumors: Birth at Summer Palace at Haug?

An anonymous tipper - a usually reliable source that this blogger has the greatest confidence in - sent me a tip that it is rumored that prince Ziggy Starsmith today has given birth to a whole litter of small princes (3) and princesses (2) at his summer retreat on Haug.

The proud father prince Guyke Lundqvist, is reported to be a nervous wreck standing in a corner of their log cabin anyone who cares to listen "I did nothing, I promise it was not me..."

Ziggy and the children are reportedly doing well despite the crazy father in the corner.

Asked for a comment on the rumors the Much Honored Bock McMillan, laird of Southern Charm and prince of Cascade Falls, said: "I knew it! Thats why he suddenly loved mesh-clothing. He wanted to hide his pregnant belly from me! 

(Note, for those who do not live in SecondLife yet, mesh-clothing is a new fangled thing which distorts your body shape so that the clothes fit any shape and thus can effectively be used to hide a pregnancy.)

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    1. Yeah, in such a short time they manage to give me five (5) lovely grandchildren!

      Makes me wonder what you and Guyke were doing all those years... playing Una, huh?

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    2. Nothing wrong with playing Una.. :P
      ...right?

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    3. Of course not, dearest son in-law #1, and it saved you from getting stretch marks all over your delightful tummy...

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    4. Oh yeah.. that was the reason we never did it ;). (Plus the diapers.. ugh.)

      I guess the new parents are too busy with the kids now since they aren't here yet. In any case, congratulations to you both :).

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    5. ...or busy making the next five perhaps, if Ziggy has been able to slap Guyke out of his shock...

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    6. ...or maybe making more while Guyke is still unconscious.. :O TMI!

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  2. OMG did no one inform you my dear, sweet, beautiful, Swedish Prince of Southern Charm...that Guyke is the mommy. I am the um....one usually above ;-)
    ....and under and beside and behind ;-)
    The mesh clothing was but a memory when these little pricks were conceived and piled on the floor in a heap!
    We will name one of the babies Bocky and one Janttuy and one even named Butchy..................oh oh looks like baby Bocky has two daddy's....

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    1. Oppss, sorry buddy seems my informer was not as reliable as I thought... well, not in all details...

      It is sweet of you to name one of the little darlings after me ;)

      *Bock crawls back to his bed for some more sleep*

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  3. Get your sleep Bock or your eyes will not get better, that's an order xoxoxoxoxo

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  4. OMG! For once I'm lost for words!

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  5. ...hopes the parents come home soon...couldn't get much sleep with those crying (censored) ehm..sweeties at the neighbours home....

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  6. How do you ever expect us Avatars to cope with all the pressure's of nursing, changing, feeding and burping. An avatar with postpartum depression is not a pretty sight especially when everybody in the club scene was shouting "Abort" Abort" hahahahah...
    It is hard to maintain dignity, fashion sense and a quick witted tongue when screaming and cursing at your lover while in the throws of hard core labor pains and crowning (OMG)

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    1. ROFL Ziggy, sweet buddy, witnessing the births of your children seem to have had a profound effect on you and turned you into a poet...

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  7. I am not disregarding one baby with Guyke some day but I insist it be genetically modified to perfection but then again with the sexy genes and DNA in Guyke, his dad and his step dad I think this baby could become a real good looker!

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    1. ...and don't forget the coming childs other father, the sexy Canadian ;)

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  8. well that is all from surgery dear King Bock. Never reveal my true age!

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