Saturday, March 30, 2013

First Life Hunk of the Millennium

The supreme leader of the Democratic People's Republic of  Korea Kim Jong-Un was named "The Sexiest Man Alive for 2012", by the American satirical magazine The Onion last year, with the following reasoning (url).
"With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true. Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper’s editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile.
'He has that rare ability to somehow be completely adorable and completely macho at the same time,' Onion Style and Entertainment editor Marissa Blake-Zweibel said. 'And that’s the quality that makes him the sort of man women want, and men want to be. He’s a real hunk with real intensity who also knows how to cut loose and let his hair down.'
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This blog doesn't believe that a single year is enough to give well deserved praise to the megalomaniacal magnitude of overwhelming manliness and fabulously heavy and hairy balls of this peace loving benefactor of his own people and of all the workers in the world.

The little dictatorial twat will not be content with anything less than a millennium.

5 comments :

  1. Well ya got to hand it to him! He certainly knows how to get attention!

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  2. Aiming his rocket at US is certainly macho enough!

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  3. ROFL, I missed that edition! Have been a regular reader for years :) Thanks Bock for keeping me up to date on the latest heart throbs.....giggles...Can't wait to tell Hunter I may have to throw him over for Kim :)

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  4. Looks like he is suppressing a massive oncoming bowl movement which is slowly ripping off the hair across his ass and breaking through the dome of dried, unwiped excrement we all know he is the proud owner of...
    ;-)

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    1. Yikes, I had to turn off my vivid imagination reading that - and believe me it is not easy ;)

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