Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Laird to Inspect Apple Orchards

A spokesman from the McMillan Household at the daily press conference today announced that The Most Honored Bock McMillan, laird of Southern Charm and prince of Cascade Falls etc., etc., is leaving tomorrow morning for a short inspection tour of his many apple orchards in the outer territories.

According to the spokesman the laird will travel incognito only accompanied by a bare minimum of staff and servants so as not to attract attention.

As you all should know, the apples from The Commonwealth of Southern Enchantment are famous in both lives for their deliciousness. They are a large source of income to the McMillan household. The laird is known to have said - on more than one occasion "Without my precious apples I would have had to marry off most of the sponging scoundrels in my family and household. Sometimes I think I will do it anyway."

The entourage of 20 souls are expected to return back home again on Thursday evening.


  1. One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch girl ;-)
    =Donny Osmond

  2. Ahhh, the handsome laird out pollinating the orchards. What a sight. :)

  3. Haha I can see that got your imaginations going, but alas not a single "bad apple" approached the laird to spoil him, nor did he himself pollinate the apple blossoms. If he had tried that with his power tool the gentle flowers would surely have been crushed. ;)


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