Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Foul Play, Mass Hysteria or Gas, Says Laird

You have all most likely seen the many claims directed at the Much Honored Bock McMillan, laird of Southern Charm, prince of Cascade Falls, Sovereign Ruler of the Commonwealth of Southern Enchantment Region and Outer Territories and finally UN appointed Protector of the Solace Island and Mount Whitney sims in SecondLife, for having impregnated a host of men - and indeed even a few women - through his indiscriminate"poking" habits.

This blogs editor in chief took the opportunity to confront his lairdship about the claims yesterday, while the laird was lounging around at his mansion with a stunning swain (not yet identified).

"It's all a crock of shit!", the laird said while slowly caressing the small of the back of his favorite. "First of all there is no scientific evidence whatsoever which proves that Facebook-poking can lead to pregnancies in humans or avatars", he continued with a soft smile towards his handsome beau, "These people have either been using faulty methods or tampered with the test results. It may even be an outburst of mass hysteria or - come to think of it - flatulence caused by gluten sensitivity or something else they may have eaten." 

"You can inform the scoundrels that I have already put my legal team, under the leadership of the notorious Attorney of the Realm Diana Gilderoy, onto this They should be careful of which claims they make or they may risk being sued for slander or worse. The dear girl will shred them to pieces. Now go away, you tiresome person, I have no more time for this. This beautiful lad needs, wants and deserves my full attention!"

5 comments :

  1. Your so correct Mr McMillan. Babies are not begat from mere poking on Facebook but rather the result of male goey meeting a womans eggy which produces a preggy!
    In my case my partner and I mixed our um....doey and a surrogate mother gave us a cutie ;-)

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    1. ROFL You make perfect sense to me, but that could be because I love you! (For the same reason I also choose to overlook your use of a totally malfitting prefix in addressing me)

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  2. The totally malfitting prefix reference was for legal matters only ;-)
    What a nice hottie you have lounging beside you.

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  3. Come to think of it....I was pregnant for a while ago. So maybe the poking have something to do with it anyway?? ;)

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  4. Pictures or it did not happen! Damn!!!! The Beau that won a Bock... We need to see that man!!!! I tell ya, expect a Royal Invitation SOON!

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