Saturday, December 20, 2014
You Can Become A (Quasi-)Laird Too
Get a free tour of the Dunans Castle and grounds and visit your exact plot of land
Presented in a luxury metal gift tin
Get your own email address with your title. E.g. firstname.lastname@example.org
(Tipped by the lairds consort)
This is a fabulous Holiday Gift for the friend who has e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g!
WARNING! Although this is almost and sort-of the real thing, but don't start calling the Much Honored Bock McMillan, laird of Southern Charm etc., etc., your cousin after buying this. He will most likely smite you and throw you into one of his dungeons for being impertinent and believing you have become equal to him.