It's Valentine's Day!

Free Gifts for Valentine's Day Spread the love! For a limited time, visit the Gift Kiosk at the Isle of View to send a gift and personalized message to friends or loved ones. Select from a free teddy bear, roses, box of chocolates, conversation hearts and more! Kiosk at Isle of view to send a free gift! (SLurl)

Showing Off Petr's Christmas Gift

My friend Petr is an avid Gacha-player, he got me this great Elfin-outfit from Noche!

Here I am showing it off at DJ Orrec's set at the Holidaze @ Second Pride. Breathtakingly sexy-smexy, huh?

Ho Ho Ho!
Merry Christmas to you, one & all 
from 
Santa's little helper!

A Holiday Gift from Linden Lab

"The latest Premium Gift is a Winter Cabin - available now to Premium members at any Premium Gift Kiosk. Sit by the fire and get cozy in this exclusive Winter Cabin. Fill it with furniture and invite your friends for some hot cocoa and good times."

Unpacking Petr's Gift

My dear old friend Petr sent me a box of gifts he had picked up at a kinky event. He insisted I send him pictures when I had unpacked them. I promised to do that.

Somehow I knew it might be a bit risque, and it turns out my suspicions were correct. Wouldn't you agree?

The Southern Belle

As you all may know already, my husband Tomais is an avid collector of SecondLife machinery and vehicles of all and any kind. I wouldn't go so far as to call it an addiction - yet, but...

Happy Tomais

Anyway! Two and a half years ago we visited the wharves of the Bandit store and saw that Analyse Dean was building a ginormous riverboat. Tomais at once said "I want it!" and I, in a moment of codependency and weakness, told him I would get it for him as a present.

Nice ass!

When I checked in with the creator Anneliese for information on when the boat would be released, she said it might happen after that summer. Well that was two years ago, and Tomais has been taking regular trips to the wharf to check on how things were proceeding.

For a long time nothing happened, but then finally, about a week ago, Tomais told me that the boat was now released and that he was going to buy it. I reminded him of my promise and told him i would reimburse him when I got inworld, because he told me he simply couldn't wait for me to get there to buy it. (Addict much, eh?)

The beauty herself

Tomais has been happy as a ten y.o. with his new toy since he got hit. Learning how to work it and re-texturing it to suit his purposes.

I am the proud portmaster of the boats home port

I have enjoyed a couple of trips on The Southern Belle also, despite the fact that the captain makes me work my way over the Blake Sea (there is no Mississippi river in SecondLife), mostly in unsuitable gear.

My preferred manner of travelling

My actual manner of travelling

The Flat Bock 2016 is Here!

The new and improved "Flat Bock 2016" was released yesterday at Gay Archipelagos Summerfest. This years edition of the "Flat Bock" comes with both a front and a back! It is also slightly larger than SL Bock because, as the production manager and designer Tomais Ashdene said lovingly and with a tad of sarcasm, "Face it Bock, you are larger than life!"

Get your free copy today!

You can all get your own copy to take home with you, to cuddle with, make love to, throw darts at or use for target practise.  Simply visit the Gay Archipelago SummerFest 2016 (SLurl), find my booth, touch the vendor and - Hey Presto! - you will receive your own personal "Flat Bock".

User instructions

The Flat Bock 2016 is laminated for your protection and to prevent staining
Lickable, but not edible

May break or otherwise damage your teeth if chewed on
Rinse in lukewarm water and wipe clean after use or abuse
Not dishwasher safe
Do not place in microwave
Do not place in dryer
May fade severely if put in direct sunlight over extended periods of time

Celebratory Gift

"#Bock3000DaysInSL" by Tomais Ashdene

In commemoration of my 3,000 days in SecondLife I am offering this centerfold to all my adoring - and adorable - fans.

Although I have used a professional photographer the picture is offered to you all free of charge. Should you wish, you can also scratch the lower right corner of the picture and get the scent of me wearing my Armani Code cologne.

Enjoy, but please do not stain!

You Can Become A (Quasi-)Laird Too

Become a Laird or Lady of a castle in Scotland

Get a free tour of the Dunans Castle and grounds and visit your exact plot of land

Presented in a luxury metal gift tin

Get your own email address with your title. E.g. yourname@ladyofdunans.com

See product description for full list of entitlements

(Tipped by the lairds consort)

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This is a fabulous Holiday Gift for the friend who has e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g!

WARNING! Although this is almost and sort-of the real thing, but don't start calling the Much Honored Bock McMillan, laird of Southern Charm etc., etc., your cousin after buying this. He will most likely smite you and throw you into one of his dungeons for being impertinent and believing you have become equal to him.

Male Bonding In SecondLife

When my genius and well adjusted husband Tomais was asked by his housemate what he, Dej and I were up to yesterday evening, he responded: "Male Bonding at its best in SecondLife, we are tinting our dicks."

At that point we could hear Tomais's housemate, a woman, breaking down in frantic laughter for some unknown reason. Women are strange, aren't they?

Before

Tomais and I had bought Dej a new Aeros Magnus and a pair of new Ispachi feet for his upcoming first life birthday and Tomais was helping Dej tint the new items while I said some encouraging words from time-to-time.

First things first, we of course had to start with tinting the cock.

I must say, I do think the boys did an excellent job!

After