Second Norway - Two Years Today

We love them, we love them and we love them again and more.

We Swedes do like to make fun of them anyway, as they do with us. The problem is the Norwegian jokes about us are never that funny, but we still laugh politely.

I honestly think there are no sexier, sweeter or more charming people than the Norwegians anywhere in the worlds, both real and second life´s.

 Second Norway celebrates it´s second rezday in SecondLife today to which I would  like to say: Happy Rezday Second Norway!

To celebrate this wonderful day I give you an old classic from the early 1960s,"The Helmer Bryds Eminent Five Quartett" with their protest song about "Norway". (It should however be noted that the song was of course made long before the Norwegians found oil in the North Atlantic Ocean...)



"Norway" the protest song

It is said that one should not generalize,
and say for example that "Germany is not good"
One really shouldn´t do that, but this doesn´t apply 
to the country where Norwegians live. 

Norway, Norway,it is a rotten country. 
Norwegians, Norwegians, a fucking band of robbers. 
Norwegians, Norwegians, they fish bad cod.
So if you see a slob, and he stinks like rotten fish 
He is undoubtedly Norwegian. 

Yes, the Norwegians they are terrible,
so ugly and so small.
With ties that are disgusting with Norwegian flowers on. 
They fool around and fuss, and yodel and go on.
One wonders when one see´s them, how stupid can you be? 

Norway, Norway, it never rises "frem".
Norway, Norway, with the thousand "hjem".
Norway, Norway, you stain on our earth. 
We can feel the stench all the way down to the Dogger Bank 
from your Norwegian smorgasbord. 

We should give a real blow to Norway as a nation,
because they have so ugly mountains and have bad pensions too. 
They don´t make cars and the bikes they make are lousy 
and their only great poet, he is named Peter Dass. (Note: Dass is slang for toilet in Swedish) 

Norway, Norway, is the world's worst country. 
Norwegians, Norwegians, they should be taken care of.
Norwegians, Norwegians, the people that the Lord gave 
a hopeless mind and a forehead that is so low 
so that the hat keeps falling off"