I accept the fact that my generalizations are not true to everyone, everywhere or all the time but they sure do simplify my outlook on life sometimes.
So here come five pillars of truth in
"life according to Bock" right now.
1. No one, abso-f***ing-lutely no one, makes better Swedish meatballs than my mother.
2. Norwegian men are the sexiest looking and most charming guys in the whole wide world, closely followed by Latinos, Poles, Hungarians and Persians.
(Yeah, I realize I am being a bit ethnocentric here. If you think I should add your nationality, make an appointment and try to convince me...)
3. Snow is a bloody nuisance and should only be allowed on postcards from the Alps.
4. People who speak Portuguese should switch to Spanish so the rest of the world can understand them.
(This one is just to tease my B-I-L a little...)
5.
Women who are preschool teachers and registered nurses always think they know best.
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