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"You are too tall." was the first thing he told me, this 90 days old guy, followed quickly by "Your shoulders are too broad and your head is too small. And your torso is too long also. Believe me I know what I am talking about, I am an artist and I often sketch the human body! Your proportions are all wrong."
This wasn't the first time that has happened to me, and usually I get this kind of well-meaning but unsolicited advice in IMs.
Photo by Kent Hutchinson |
"You should get other eyes" someone else told me "because the ones you have now look dead. Go to this place they have great eyes!" I was horrified to learn that my eyes looked dead, so I went to the store I was recommended and bought five sets of new pale green eyes. I hated them all and soon switched back to the ones I have had for a long time now.
When I first came to SecondLife and realized that I could look exactly the way I wanted to look in my dreams, as most Swedes, I went for a California suntan, dark brown hair and beautiful dark blue eyes. I changed appearances once every six to eight weeks, ever "improving" on myself - well, my avatar, but you all know what I mean.
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Of course I do not look this stunning in real life, but the colors are mine. I am not 244 cm though or as musclebound , instead I am shorter than the average Swedish male with my measly 175 cm. The legs are mine though, I can proudly tell you, I love my legs in real life and SecondLife! Oh and not to disappoint some of my fans, my d**k is of course as huge in real life as it is in SecondLife...
I have looked much the same in SecondLife for the last two and a half years, except for wearing different hair-dos, and I really do feel very comfortable in my present look.
Photo by Kent Hutchinson |
In SecondLife you can be whatever suits you best be it a frog, a wolf, a demon, a vampire, a fairy, an archangel, a neko, a troll, a snow leopard or even an over-sized man with blond hair and dark eyebrows.
So what I told the well-meaning artist before teleporting away was "Thanks for telling me your views, but I am quite comfortable with my shape and everything else about my appearances. Have a great day!"
and of course that avatar looked perfect??
ReplyDeletei get comments on my shape all the time i do not look like the skinny barbies you see all over sl. im too short and too fat haha
your shape is perfect for you and to me you look great:)so good on you to tell that one off:)
Aww thx Vamps, you always looked just great to me too!
ReplyDeleteSure you can have dark eyebrows! It has all blonde in our family. Grandma was short dark and curvy and grandfather tall and blond. Therefore, half of us cousins look like me, black-haired and brown-eyed, and the other half look as Vanadis, blonde with dark eyebrows and long black eyelashes.
ReplyDeleteThese young people - think they know everything!You are already excessively handsome! :)
You have always looked just great. Some avatars! Solicited advice is one thing. Unsolicited advice is another - probably something that should be scraped off a shoe. btw, Elfay has moved Coffee and Pahamas to Sundays. Hope to see you there. Joetonight Starship
ReplyDeleteThanks Sjofn and Joe! And thanks for the info on Elfay moving the party, Joe, see you there! ;)
ReplyDeleteYou are always perfect:) and another thing, 1m75 is the correct height as all right sized people know (said the 4m wraith thin neko)
ReplyDeleteHaha thanks for sucking down to me, kitten!
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