Friday, May 20, 2011

Recalculating Camping

Well, we have all heard the news. The end is nigh according to Harold Camping, it will hit us at midnight as the man-made timezones pass over the planet.

Actually the Rapture should already have started hitting in Japan, China, New Zealand, Australia and the Far East. The lifting of the holier-than-thou to heaven should already have started there and will hit Europe at midnight.

The rest of us heathens, gay and morally depraved unbelievers are going to experience a lot of earthquakes, brimstone rain, tsunamis and get to be turned into pillars of salt. All this will go on until the World as we know it finally comes to an end on October 21st.

I have been checking the Aussie on-line news papers - just in case - and there seems to be no reports of vanishing religious lunatics or any of the other signs.

Poor Harold Camping, now he must explain away - once again - how he got it all wrong. I think we can expect him to come up with a new date soon.

3 comments :

  1. Pity really, I kinda like salt... :-P
    /Sofie Snowbear

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  2. Better get on a plane and fly east till I get into sunday 22nd!

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  3. Well, my world is still unchanged - but to be honest I haven´t checked yet if my holy-roller acquaintances are still around or have been sky-lifted...

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