Since the communique was issued today most renowned McMillanologists believe that "Will and Kate" may very well refer to Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, and Miss Catherine Middleton, who were married today.
It is commonly believed among the lesser members of the household that the cock-ups delaying the invitation was orchestrated by "the wicked old Queen, MI5 and/or MI6 and perhaps even the CIA" to prevent the laird from attending. No evidence of such a cabal has however come to light - yet.
