The viking legions of The Much Honored Bock McMillan, laird of Southern Charm and prince of Cascade Falls, are on their way, sweet buddy. Alas their arrival has been somewhat delayed, as they have all insisted on visiting a pedicurist before marching off since they learned about your penchant for bare feet.
They want to look their very best when they arrive to release you from your captivity. Who can blame them?
Please remember not to wear the "One Ring" too often, you will eventually start looking like Gollum and my troops will refuse to rescue you.