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| Washroom sign in the Netherlands |
Well dear readers, I thought I would do a consumer test and try out the translations we get from the Google translator thingy.
So I tried out translating a normal everyday phrase in Swedish,
This phrase may be useful to you at some point in time, when you are traveling abroad and cannot find a washroom.
The Swedish phrase is "Stå still, din djävel, så jag kan pissa i din ficka!"
The Google translator tells us it is in;
Afrikaans: Staan stil, jy baster, so ek kan piss in jou sak!
Arabic: لا تزال قائمة ، أيها الوغد ، حتى أتمكن من شخ في جيبك
Bulgarian: Стойка все още, копеле, за да мога да пикая в джоба!
Chinese (simplified): 站住，你这个混球，这样我就可以在你的口袋里撒尿！
Danish: Stå stille, dit svin, så jeg kan pisse i din lomme!
Dutch: Sta stil, klootzak, dus ik kan pissen in je zak!
English: Stand still, you bastard, so I can piss in your pocket!
Finnish: Seiso, paskiainen, joten en voi kusta taskussa!
French: Ne bougez pas, salaud, si je peux pisser dans votre poche!
Gaelic: Seas fós, bastaird tú, agus mar sin is féidir liom a piss i do phóca!
German: Steh still, du Bastard, so kann ich in der Tasche pissen!
Greek: Ακίνητοι, μπάσταρδε, ώστε να μπορώ να κατουρήσεις στην τσέπη σας!
Hebraic: התיצבו, ממזר, אז אני יכול להשתין בכיס שלך
Hindi: अभी भी खड़े हो जाओ तुम कमीने, है, तो मैं अपनी जेब में पेशाब कर सकते हैं!
Hungarian: Állni, te szemét, így tudok ázni a zsebében!
Italian: Stare fermi, bastardo, così posso pisciare in tasca!
Japanese: まだスタンドには、野郎ので、私はあなたのポケットの中に小便をすることができます！
Korean: 가만히있어,이 자식아, 그래서 귀하의 주머니에 소변을 수 있습니다!
Malay: Masih berdiri, bajingan, jadi saya boleh kencing di saku anda!
Persian: ثابت بمونه ، شما حرامزاده ، پس من نمی توانم در جیب شما شاش
Portuguese: Fique parado, sacana, então eu posso mijar no seu bolso!
Romanian: Stai liniştit, nemernicule, aşa că am să fac pipi în buzunar!
Russian: Стой, сволочь, так что я могу мочиться в вашем кармане!
Serbian: Станите Ипак, копиле, тако да могу да пиша у вашем џепу!
Spanish: Quédese quieto, cabrón, así que puedo mear en su bolsillo
Swahili: Simameni, wewe bastard, hivyo siwezi piss mfukoni yako!
Thai: ยังยืนนิ่ง, คุณลูกไม่มีพ่อเพื่อให้สามารถปัสสาวะในกระเป๋าของคุณ
Turkish: kıpırdamayınız, seni piç, bu yüzden cebinize piss olabilir!
Vietnamese: Đứng yên, bạn bastard, để tôi có thể piss trong túi của bạn!
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| Washroom sign in Korea |
Well, I must say the Afrikaans, Danish, Dutch, French, German, Italian and Spanish look like accurate translations to me, so perhaps it´s not as bad as I have been thinking.
But lets withhold final judgment till we get my readers votes in also.
