Sunday, December 25, 2011

An Honorary McMillan

On this day H.R.H. Wild Zepp, spokesman for the McMillan household made this declaration.
"The Much Honored Bock McMillan, Laird of Southern Charm and prince of Cascade Falls etc., etc. today wishes you all a very merry Christmas.
To celebrate the day the laird has decided to name an honorary McMillan. As this is a very special privilege which grant the receiver the full rights to wear the family colors at any occasion he or she chooses and thereby becoming in effect an ambassador for clan McMillan it is no joking matter (although no voting rights or other clan privileges come with this honor).
After due consideration the laird has however found a very worthy recipient and has therefor on this day bestowed the honor upon his Sergeant at Arms sirhc DeSantis. Sirhc is well deserved of this honor due to his support in times of need and distress and for his successful efforts to keep the peace at his and his dear wife units premises and ever where else in SecondLife. 
It so happens that it is also said persons birthday in first life today, but that has had no influence on this decision by the laird and is merely coincidental. 
This kitten is courageous and kind and can go to venues and sims to which no other McMillans have dared to venture in many months. He will carry our offer of peace and goodwill to all!
An order will today be placed with the tartan maker extraordinaire of SecondLife mistress Elle74 Zaftig of the Bellissima establishment. Delivery of the tartan with full regalia should be expected as soon as the holidays are over.
All hail to our newest brother sirhc DeSantis-McMillan!"

The gathered McMillans cheer jubilantly and echo Wild´s final cry and start chanting at the top of their voices, "All hail sirhc, all hail sirhc newest brother of the McMillans" and "Three cheers for brother sirhc, hip-hip Hooray, hooray, hooray!!!"

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Top Ten Reasons For Being A Male Avatar

10. If or when you get bored you can always log off
9. No housekeeping required
8. Clothes never get dirty, except if you want them to
7. Flying skills without tedious lessons
6. Teleportation, you can be anywhere you want in less than 30 seconds
5. There is always a party going on somewhere (the trouble is only to find it)
4. You look stunning even when you feel lousy
3. Your body is always in perfect shape
2. The size of your c**k always suits your own self image

and finally

1. No annoying nasal hair

Jussi for Christmas



Jussi Björling (5th February 1911 - 9th September 1960), the greatest Swedish tenor ever recorded, is required to jump start me into the necessary Christmas mood.

Here Jussi sings the Swedish version of "O Holy Night".

I wish you all a safe and joyous Christmas weekend. Be jolly, be kind, drive soberly and safely and don't hit anyone or get hurt, promise me that!

P.S. Haha I am a creature of habit! As I was tagging this post I noticed that I had tagged Jussi previously, and guess what? That post was from December 24th 2010 and he is singing the same song.

I am pathetic and unimaginative, even if I have to say so myself, but please, please, treat me kindly anyway.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Brilliant Sarcasm

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Read the full story here; Gay community apologizes to Amy Koch for ruining her marriage.

Thank you John Medeiros in Minneapolis, Minnesota, you made my day by proving to me that brilliant sarcasm works!

...but I must hasten to add that I can understand why Amy Koch fell for the hunky Michael Brodkorb. (Yet another of those very delicious bad boys that have wrecked the lives of so many good women and men...)

I´m In Love

This is Siku, a polar bear cub at a Danish wildlife park. It was love at first sight for me, it usually is!

You can see some live footage of my darling here.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Mister Chase and Chris Salvatore - Baby, It's Cold Outside


(via J.M.G.)

Worrying News

The McMillan household was today reached by some worrying news. Read all about it at Vaneeesa Blaylock´s blog.

Friends should inform friends before undertaking dangerous art forms. Apmel is after all a recipient of The Bock McMillan Art Foundations (a part of the BMcM Corporation) lifetime achievement award, see this post.