Top Ten Things I Hate About Myself

10. My overuse of exclamation marks!

9. My habit of singing psalms when I shower 

8. My obsession for tidiness 

7. My need for principles 

6. My Stalinist view on history 

5. My compulsion of over-analyzing E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G

4. My missionary tendencies
3. My soapbox-mentality 

2. My big mouth and small ears
and most of all
1. My mushiness and sentimentality

Top Ten Reasons For Being A Male Avatar

10. If or when you get bored you can always log off
9. No housekeeping required
8. Clothes never get dirty, except if you want them to
7. Flying skills without tedious lessons
6. Teleportation, you can be anywhere you want in less than 30 seconds
5. There is always a party going on somewhere (the trouble is only to find it)
4. You look stunning even when you feel lousy
3. Your body is always in perfect shape
2. The size of your c**k always suits your own self image

and finally

1. No annoying nasal hair