Stay Away From Me

"Vanadis Falconer, you are not welcome to comment on this blog! The reason for this is your history of mudslinging  Nu räcker det, Bock!. Please stay away!"

That´s the message that will be given to the infamous - now trolling - mudslinger. In due course I may decide to just delete her comments, but for now that´s it. It has never ceased to amaze me that some people just cannot understand when they are not welcome.

This mudslinger and "her cousin" have actually even added me on Google+, which seems really strange to me considering. I blocked and ignored them both of course. The only thing these two can see from me is what I post as public. Their continued attention to me and my blog is unwelcome!

Whats so difficult to understand about
Leave me the hell alone!

Random Thoughts

Chaos (et ordre) Lionel Allorge, 2006

When I got in-world yesterday I was in a splendid mood. It had been a good day and I knew what I was going to do and where I was going to go, even if I was going alone.

So there I was, the Much Honored Bock McMillan, laird of Southern Charm and prince of Cascade Falls with my Saturday evening and early night planned with the most exciting and amazing events.

And all my well laid plans came crashing down right at the start because the first event didn't start when it was supposed to. It was a release party for a new Swedish Techno album that was announced to start at 1 PM SLT at a certain place. I tried going there about three minutes into the party and first got the message that the sim was full, when I tried again ten minutes later there wasn't a single soul, not even the artist himself. It infuriated me so much that I deleted the blog post I had made about the event yesterday

I am sorry to say, but I am rather anal about keeping appointments and if there is a cock-up or a change that this be announced to the interested parties in a timely fashion. (Hell, I still haven´t forgiven my dear buddy Bara Jonson for not turning up at his own bloody bachelor party four years ago - which I was hosting - leaving me alone at that event with three "working women" and a pimp/club owner. My Ars never laughed at me so much as that time, after he had made me simmer down.)

Well, it seems my bosom buddy Apmel Goosson made it to the event together with Kandinsky Beaumont and they had a fabulous time as he tells us on his blogpost about it today, Min avatar heter Apmel; Tack Bock

When I complained my misery in the Swedish group chat - hoping to attract attention from the artist himself or someone who was at the party - I instead got pounced on by a two week old noob who started telling me they had probably known I was coming and moved the party to avoid me.

It is rather unusual for noobs to be sassy with the laird, but I still did not make the connection at first. Not until she kept repeating herself and going on about it did I add two and two together and come up with the right conclusion by combining her rudeness with her chosen name. The name is inspired by Viking tradition and she is of course a quintuplet/cousin/friend of the infamous mudslinger.

Luckily my evening ended well anyway, because Butch Diavolo was there to save my bacon and teleport me to Arcangelo Hellman´s set at The Sanctuary. What are friends for if they cannot give you a pity-TP, huh?

King of Bulge

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Message To My Buddy Apmel - UPDATED

Hey, bosom buddy, when I surf on to your blog I get this message from my Internet Security program. You better check it out and fix it!

Update
When I try to go to virtual.outworlding.blogspot.com I get this message.

Update 2

The problem has been handled by my tech-savvy bosom buddy. All is clear now!

Left or Right?

GT Cover (from Towleroad via J.M.G.)

Ever since I came across this cover for Gay Times Magazine on the Joe.My.God. blog I have kept coming back to it. I just cannot decide which of the two I want to kiss first (assuming they would want to kiss me back of course).

I will have to get my hands on this magazine somehow and was happy to see that you can download a digital issue from the the magazines website.

Otherwise I was struck by a very strange thought today just after I had woken up from my after-work nap. "Is it possible that the pharmaceutical industry in cahoots with the medical profession are producing fake pills to trick patients into believing they are getting medication when they aren't?", I asked myself while taking a smoke on the balcony.

Of course I laughed at myself moments afterwards for this elaborate conspiracy theory, which more goes to show the state of my mind at the moment than anything else.

Speaking about conspiracy theories, I saw the bizarre clip below at J.M.G. I cannot decide whether it is hilarious or very sad or both. Of course the lady is a bat crazy ignorant bigot, but how many more like her are we surrounded by?

(The video that I had posted here was removed after I read this "A video of a woman testifying against the anti-discrimination ordinance at the Lincoln City Council this week went viral, but her family says she is diagnosed with schizophrenia and shouldn't be taken seriously.")


I am also wondering why she feels she has to spell the word "P-E-N-I-S" while she has no objections against using the word "anus", repeatedly.

My Daily Horoscope

by Carrie Megginson

Attention All Kissable Swedes

1. Are you Swedish? 
2. Are you an excellent kisser? 
3. Are you an avatar in SecondLife? 
4. Are you available for some kissing on Wednesday June 6, 2012?
5. Are you willing to kiss a lot of wonderful International avatars?

If your answer is "yes" to all five questions above then I want you as part of my team of  volunteers serving the needy crowd of International avatars that I hope will assemble for The Second Annual Kiss-A-Swede event in SecondLife.

Please send me an IM or an e-mail or just leave a comment below and I may get back to you

Meanwhile you can enjoy - and perhaps learn - from this wonderful, delicious and instructional video of Demon and Heartbreaker kissing! (It´s an old favorite of mine.)