The Torturing Dog

Today it came to my attention that I have been nourishing a torturer.

The dog torturer himself

I woke up this morning with a really bad nightmare where I thought I was fending off kisses from the presidents of the Russian Federation and the United States of America - the two men I detest most in the world (Not having met or knowing all men - yet.).

As I discovered when I woke up it was my dog Bilbo sticking his tongue under my upper lip and dragging it all the way to the other side of the mouth and then repeating it fast and furiously. The movement continued despite me trying to turn my head away. I was in a real panic when I finally woke up and discovered what was going on.

The whole awful experience reminded me of a time when I kissed a guy in Gothenburg, he apparently was well known and much loved for his oversized tongue. Well, I can tell you that I did not enjoy being kissed by him. He stuck his exceptionally long tongue all the way in and then started whisking it about furiously as is if there was a motor on it. The only thing stimulated by this was my vomit reflex. 

Helene's and Dozer's Wedding

Yesterday I attended the wedding of Helene Dragoone and Dozer G.

The wedding officiant Erestor McPadraíg-Streeter

The 6th Annual Int'l Kiss-A-Swede Day in SL

It's the 6th of June again, which means it is another Kiss-A-Swede Day in SecondLife. 

This is the day I offer up my manly, yet sweet and deliciously plump lips for kissing to friends, foes and complete strangers in celebration of the Swedish National Day and the Day of the Swedish Flag.

Lip prints by Alessia Santoro at less is more

I started this tradition of my own in 2011 and it's gone on since then with varying degrees of participation and success, yet I still persist.

This year it will be a low-key event where I will be available for kissing requests throughout the day whenever I am in-world. My only condition is that I get to post a picture of our kiss on the blog.

So, whaddaya say, are ya ready for a bit of snogging? If you are, just send me a notecard or - if I am online - an IM and we'll meet up!

It's Int'l Kiss-A-Swede Day 2015

So it's June 6th again and time to celebrate Sweden's National Day and The Swedish Flag Day. In SecondLife it has for some years also been known as The International Kiss-A-Swede Day.

Sweden Flag Grunge by Mystica-264

On this days we Swedes - as a gesture of peace, love and understanding - offer the International community our sweet, soft and supple lips for a kiss to those of you who wish to forgive us for having raped, robbed, pillaged and burned your ancestors, your towns and your countries in bygone days.

The Meaning of Relief

When I saw this picture I counted my blessings for being an occasional drinker of alcoholic beverages and gay to boot. 

Relief, the feeling you get when you realize that you're not doomed to eternal misery after all.

First Kiss

(via Benja Aquila's blog)

About this video
We asked 10 strangers to kiss for the first time...
@loveyourcondom http://www.loveyourcondom.co.nz/

Song by Soko "We Might Be Dead By Tomorrow"
Rights to this song are owned by Redeye Distribution and BecauseMusic

Time Well Spent

Things to remember while kissing a guy (Tips from Lovepanky)
# Seated kisses are best if you plan to spend a while kissing and making out, especially if you’re in the car. It’s more comfortable, relaxed and you don’t need to worry about weak knees after a while.

# Kissing a guy while standing face to face is perfect for romantic soft kisses, especially the first goodnight kisses after a date.

# Kissing while standing can be uncomfortable at times, especially if you want his hands to get under your shirt. He’ll have to lift your shirt all the way up which is definitely inappropriate for a sweet first date.

# You don’t need to talk at all through the entire kissing experience. Your expressions will do all the talking.

# If you know you’re going to end the date with a kiss, chew gum or have a mint so you can avoid bad breath. If there’s no gum around, have a few sips of water and lick your lips. It’ll moisten it and feel more supple during the kiss.

# Go with the flow. Once you have a vague idea of how to perfect a first kiss with a new guy, you’ll never go wrong. So start slowly with a few lip grazes and work your way with each other.

# End the series of first kisses with a warm soft hug, or even a gentle smile and a last soft kiss on his lips. It’ll be the perfect way to end the date and leave a lasting impression on him.

# Make a move one last time. Making a move to kiss him one final time before saying goodbye after both of you back away lets him know that you enjoyed his kiss and would love to initiate it some other time.

And that’s all there is to know when it comes to kissing a guy and leaving a memorable impression. Just use these tips on how to kiss a guy for the first time, and you’ll enjoy it more and definitely leave him wanting more!

Five Years Ago

First kiss in public

Second kiss in public

These two pictures were taken on this day five years ago by our (then) friend Evander Milena. They were taken at the Sarco Sound Grounds (SSG to those of us who used it) at the Ninth Wave Island-sim.

They show Ars and mine two first kisses in public, or rather in front of our friends. I was the one who insisted on two pictures because of the stupid girly-pose. Today I wouldn't have minded at all.

As you can see, already at that time I had my penchant for cargo pants in SecondLife...

Attention All Kissable Swedes

1. Are you Swedish? 
2. Are you an excellent kisser? 
3. Are you an avatar in SecondLife? 
4. Are you available for some kissing on Wednesday June 6, 2012?
5. Are you willing to kiss a lot of wonderful International avatars?

If your answer is "yes" to all five questions above then I want you as part of my team of  volunteers serving the needy crowd of International avatars that I hope will assemble for The Second Annual Kiss-A-Swede event in SecondLife.

Please send me an IM or an e-mail or just leave a comment below and I may get back to you

Meanwhile you can enjoy - and perhaps learn - from this wonderful, delicious and instructional video of Demon and Heartbreaker kissing! (It´s an old favorite of mine.)

Customer Service

As proof that this blog is heterophilic I am now posting the iconic picture that is mentioned by my dear friend Diana in her comment on my earlier post "Just Because It´s Cute".

Hey, most of my family and best friends are heterosexually challenged, actually even my mother and father. I usually make sure to have at least three of the poor things at every party I throw.

I found this background story to the picture on the blog A History of Total Health.

"Edith (Shain) was a part-time nurse and student at New York University on the day President Harry Truman announced the Japanese had surrendered. She and a friend, at work in Manhattan at Doctors Hospital, took the subway to Times Square when they heard the news. Still wearing her nursing whites, Shain joined the crowd in expressing their impossible-to-describe exhilaration that the horrors of world war were over.

Amid the pandemonium, Edith was suddenly grabbed, embraced and passionately kissed by the unknown sailor who’d forgotten his manners in the heat of the moment. Alert photojournalist Alfred Eisenstaedt and naval photographer Lt. Victor Jorgenson seized the opportunity for the image of a lifetime. Jorgenson’s version was published the next day in the New York Times; Eisenstaedt’s shot appeared on Life magazine’s cover."

But it seems there are three women claiming to be the nurse in the picture as this article in the New York Times tells us, "When A Kiss Isn´t Just A Kiss".

The International Kiss-A-Swede Day in SecondLife

Well the long awaited day is finally here, today is Sweden´s National Day and I have also declared it to be the first annual International Kiss-A-Swede Day in SecondLife.

My beautiful sister Millimina and I have been moisturizing, lubricating and exercising our lips the last few days to give you the kiss you would expect.

The two of us -  and perhaps a few more Swedish avatars (untrained) - will be waiting for the world to come to us for a kiss between 12 (noon) - 2PM.

Oh, I just remembered, there may also be very sexy short Gothic styled hausfrau/security officer/club owner if she is able to secure permission from her hubby "the Big Cat" to take part...

Welcome all!

Take me to the kiss-fest! (SLurl)

To see how a real kiss is done, you can always WATCH THIS! But any and all improvisations are welcome...

The Internet is Dangerous

The googling of the Swedish word "sytlig", which I had never seen or heard of before, got me to this wonderful video.



I must say I always loved men who understand the importance of kissing well, and both of these guys come high on my score sheet - but the guy to the left perhaps has an advantage!

Let me share a kissing memory with you all.

I met this handsome man about ten years ago. He had a really awful kissing technique. As soon as we started kissing he rammed his rather long tounge deep, deep down my throat and started swirling it around really fast.

I stopped him milliseconds before I was about to throw up and asked him what the f**k he thought he was doing. He was totally amazed by my question and told me that "everyone" had always complimented him on his "good kissing skills". I tried to recondition him and show him what kissing is all about, but soon had to give up. And yes, I do believe there is a place for deep kissing, but its not constantly and all the time and nothing else.

Oh "sytlig", well it seems it means "disgusting" in the dialect spoken around the town of Borås in central Sweden. It was used by some homophobe to comment this video.