Isolation of World Broken

Welcome back. people! I know you must have felt terribly isolated from me when my Internet crashed, but rest assured you are safe now and back in touch with me again.

The Southern Enchantment antiterrorist force is on the job and is rounding up the usual suspects of Mexicans, Arabs, and Muslims as we speak.

Prince Wild Zepp McMillan, the torturer extraordinaire, has been called home from his vacation at a gay resort in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, to oversee the interrogations, which are expected to be strenuous. In a brief interview, Prince Wild stated, "We shall get to the bottom of this conspiracy to deprive the World's access to his lairdship a.s.a.p."

Russian Conspiracy or Collusion?

The highlighted counties show, roughly, the path along which people will have the best views of the
Aug. 21 total solar eclipse. Counties shaded red voted for Trump; those in blue voted for Clinton.

(via The Boston Globe)

Conspiracy?

So here I am, just back after my modem died and it took my ISP four (4) days to send me a new one, when today my darling Tomais sends me an offline message from work informing me that his Internet at home is down and his ISP cannot fix it until late tomorrow afternoon.

If it wasn't for my healthy skepticism against all conspiracy theories, I would perhaps now be thinking that the NRA, Mossad, Little Father Putin's covert henchmen and the Swedish Secret Police were conspiring to keep me and my darling apart.

Left or Right?

GT Cover (from Towleroad via J.M.G.)

Ever since I came across this cover for Gay Times Magazine on the Joe.My.God. blog I have kept coming back to it. I just cannot decide which of the two I want to kiss first (assuming they would want to kiss me back of course).

I will have to get my hands on this magazine somehow and was happy to see that you can download a digital issue from the the magazines website.

Otherwise I was struck by a very strange thought today just after I had woken up from my after-work nap. "Is it possible that the pharmaceutical industry in cahoots with the medical profession are producing fake pills to trick patients into believing they are getting medication when they aren't?", I asked myself while taking a smoke on the balcony.

Of course I laughed at myself moments afterwards for this elaborate conspiracy theory, which more goes to show the state of my mind at the moment than anything else.

Speaking about conspiracy theories, I saw the bizarre clip below at J.M.G. I cannot decide whether it is hilarious or very sad or both. Of course the lady is a bat crazy ignorant bigot, but how many more like her are we surrounded by?

(The video that I had posted here was removed after I read this "A video of a woman testifying against the anti-discrimination ordinance at the Lincoln City Council this week went viral, but her family says she is diagnosed with schizophrenia and shouldn't be taken seriously.")


I am also wondering why she feels she has to spell the word "P-E-N-I-S" while she has no objections against using the word "anus", repeatedly.

Tyst min mun, så får du socker!

"Tyst min mun, så får du socker!" is a Swedish expression that directly translated would be something like ""Shut up my mouth, and I will give you sugar!". It is mostly used to tell oneself to keep quiet in a situation where any discussion will be pointless and achieve nothing except rancor and strife.

But I could not help myself from posting this anyway... (Yes, I know, I know, I really should have tried harder but I am a weak and opinionated man.)