Mentally Away

My brain has gone fishing, here is something for ya'll to enjoy while you wait for my next post!

Mr. Gay 2014

Through GW News comes information of an exciting event today. 

"A very mixed assortment on the buffet today… 12 of the HOTTEST guys! (Sample them all? On a Sunday? (gasp! clutch pearls)

WHAT TO EXPECT?

*bodies of strangers pressed up against you

*3 Regions of Dancing, Music

*Mega Fireworks

*People’s Choice Contest

*MR GAY 2014 IS CHOSEN!

*2014 Calendar

HEY! You gonna know this GUY….have you DONE this guy? 

Sunday January 19, 11AM-1PM, the Gay Archipelago hosts this exciting traditional event for the LGBT Community! 

JOIN US and see… if HE is YOUR guy?"

TAKE THIS VIP RIDE TO BE A PART
HERE’S ANOTHER VIP RIDE FOR THE DISCRIMINATING GENT

Close Up & Intimate

Every evening, before we logout from SecondLife, my hubby and I cuddle up for some time alone. We do this regardless of what has been going on that day.

I love these moments with my Tomais, whether or not we have sex. Just cuddling and canoodling with him for awhile and talking about our day or whatever comes up in our conversation relaxes me and make me happy. It's good to be a part of "us", "we" and "together" again, I hadn't realized how much I missed it, or maybe I did but had just suppressed the memories.

You Go, Gurl!

(via J.M.G.)

When confronted with homophobia Pamela Raintree challenges the bigot by quoting the Bible and supplying him with "the first stone". 

Point of View

Isn't it fascinating how two people sometimes can look at the same view and see completely different things?

"Together" Photography by Bock McMillan

"Together" Photography by Tomais Ashdene

For more of Tomais photography please visit Flickr - Tomais Ashdene or Photomonkey SL (NSFW).

Visited by an Apparition

I will never forget it, you know? I was in bed with my boyfriend (now husband) Tomais, and he said to me "Bock" ... he always calls me Bock (well, when he doesn't call me "lover") which isn't that strange actually as Bock is my chosen name.

"Bock", Tom said, "what is that floating above us?" As I looked to check what Tom was talking about the apparition landed beside the bed we were laying on. 

We had been busy snogging, making out, canoodling and enjoying the warmth of each others bodies while exchanging a little spit from time to time.

As we watched in surprise and amazement the androgynous creature started stomping around the bedroom of our summer villa in way that would certainly impress RuPaul. When we asked who it was and what it was doing there, it answered haughtily, "You may call me Ghislaine and I am here to show you my latest outfit and the new model-AO I got from Henimations." 

We were duly impressed, of course! I was issued a gag order and sworn to secrecy concerning the apparition's true identity, which upset me a bit because this is the third one I have gotten in a short time.

Sophie

I "did a Bock" today, i.e I went to bed for a short nap after work and woke up seven hours later.

I must have been dreaming about Sophie Tucker or Bette Midler, because when I woke up my mind was filled with Ernie-jokes. (Sophies jokes were for a while picked up by Bette, which is where I first heard them.)

Sophie Tucker, was a celebrated American comedian during the early parts of the 20th century. She used to tell jokes about her boyfriend Ernie.

These are some of my favorite boyfriend Ernie-jokes.

"I will never forget it you know? I was in bed last night with my boyfriend Ernie, and he said to me "Soph ... he always calls me "Soph"... you got no tits and a tight box". I said to him "Ernie get off my back."

"I will never forget it you know? M'girlfriend Clementine is a dirty old broad. We were hanging out laundry the other day and she said to me "Soph, how come you're never caught in the rain when you hang your laundry." I told her "My dear Clementine, every morning I pull back the sheets and look at my boyfriend Ernie. If it's laying on the left it's gonna rain. If it's laying on the right it's gonna be a sun shiny day." Clementine said "Well what if it's sticking straight up?". I told her "Well who the hell wants to laundry on a day like that?!!"

"I will never forget it you know? It was on the occasion of Ernie's eightieth birthday and in honor of the occasion he married a twenty year old girl. And he rang me up the very next day and he said to me "Soph, Soph (he always calls me Soph),  I have just married myself a twenty year old girl, what do you think of that". And I said to him "Ernie when I am eighty years old I shall marry myself a twenty year old boy, and let me tell you something Ernie twenty goes into eighty a hell of a lot more than eighty goes into twenty."

“I will never forget it you know? Doorbell rang the other day, answered the door and there was a delivery boy there with two dozen roses. I grabbed the card I opened it, it said “Love, from your boyfriend Ernie.” I was having tea with my girlfriend Clementine. I said “Clementine, do you know what this means? For the next two weeks I’m gonna be flat on my back with my legs wide open.” Clementine says to me “What’s the matter, ain’t you got a vase?”

...and now I am crawling back to bed...