Showing posts with label Gollum. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gollum. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Good Nicknames for Andrew

I have a close family member in SecondLife who has recently fallen in-love in first life with a man named Andrew.

The only problem with this love is a silly minor detail, that he already has a brother named Andrew, who is called Andy He therefor needs to come up with a new nickname for his lover, so that he doesn't feel incestuous at those very special.moments in time when they are "close".

I am of course always at my friends side and try to help them as best I can, so here are a few of my best suggestions.
  1. Androoooooo
  2. A-man
  3. Drew
  4. Dru
  5. Dre
  6. Dewey
  7. Dewbury
  8. Big-A (or is it should fit better Lil-A)
  9. Drey
  10. Pumpkin
  11. Pudding
  12. Twinkle-toes
  13. Sugar-bun
  14. Sweetheart
  15. A-darlin'
  16. Pooh-bear
  17. Bigboy
  18. Crunchy
  19. Oy-whadsya-name
  20. Pandy
  21. Toots
  22. Bam-Bam
  23. OhMy (Quote from George Takei)
  24. Precious (Quote from Gollum)
He could also try this nickname generator "What Is Your Nickname"which - after receiving answers to a few questions - comes up with a suggestion.

This is what the generator suggested as a nickname for me: McAwesome

Do you have any helpful suggestions? I am sure he would appreciate all sincere suggestions!

Monday, September 17, 2012

Drool Ziggy, Drool!

This is just to console my buddy the fearless adventurer Ziggy Starsmith, who at the moment is a prisoner in Mordor. Luckily he brought his iPad along so he can still read blogs and write on his own.

The viking legions of The Much Honored Bock McMillan, laird of Southern Charm and prince of Cascade Falls, are on their way, sweet buddy. Alas their arrival has been somewhat delayed, as they have all insisted on visiting a pedicurist before marching off since they learned about your penchant for bare feet.

They want to look their very best when they arrive to release you from your captivity. Who can blame them?

Please remember not to wear the "One Ring" too often, you will eventually start looking like Gollum and my troops will refuse to rescue you.