Ms. Lucretia Brandenburg cordially invites you all to Lucy B's Barnyard Bash today at 5 PM SLT
Host: Nikolai Warden
Your hayride to Lucy's Barnyard Bash (SLurl)
Please do not forget to compliment the delightful Ms. Lucy on her luscious, but still deliciously firm and decidedly perky ass. If you dare not do so on your own behalf, you may quote me.
I may be there, if I get enough naps in before...
