Eddi Haskell Is A Meanie

According to that rascal Eddi Haskell, previously my dear friend and mentor in blogging, this is how I was looking today when I visited Stockholm - in disguise - to greet President Barack Obama despite having a case of "political flu".

He tried to butter me up by telling me "You are much prettier than Princess Madeleine btw lol!". Eddi's flattery was of course not sincere so it did not help alleviate my enormous pain by being ridiculed in this fashion. (*joke*)

Eddi Haskell hereby wins the trophy as "The Meanest Man in The Western Hemisphere", it would have been the whole world but Vladimir "Little Father" Putin, President of Russia, saved him from that disgrace by snatching the title as "The Meanest Man in The Eastern Hemisphere".

A Wedding in Stockholm

Today the Swedish royal family is marrying off their youngest child when Madeleine Thérèse Amelie Josephine (born 1982), Princess of Sweden, Duchess of Hälsingland and Gästrikland,  marries the British-American businessman Mr. Christopher Paul ”Chris” O’Neill (born 1974).

Photo by Patrick-Demarchelier

The Much Honored Bock McMillan, laird of Southern Charm, prince of Cascade Falls and supreme sovereign of The Commonwealth of Southern Enchantment with Outer Territories, has been uninvited to attend due to a tiff with Silvia, Queen of Sweden, at  his last visit in Stockholm a few months ago.

Rumors about what actually occurred to cause the animosity between the two royal households have been rampant in the International press. The winning theory is now that Queen Silvia actually tried to order the laird to bestow a royal title to Chris, as he will not be bestowed royal dignity by the Swedish crown. Those of us who are acquainted with the laird also know that he doesn't take orders well (especially from harridans) so bitter animosity ensued.