Heterosexuals should take special care when spicing things up in the bedroom.
Playing with large objects in unfamiliar orifices can be detrimental if you are careless or do not know what you are doing. ("Don't do this at home, kids!")
From The Shangaiist (via J.M.G.)
Playing with large objects in unfamiliar orifices can be detrimental if you are careless or do not know what you are doing. ("Don't do this at home, kids!")
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| FYI! 9 inches equals 22,9 centimeters |
