Heterosexuals should take special care when spicing things up in the bedroom.
Playing with large objects in unfamiliar orifices can be detrimental if you are careless or do not know what you are doing. ("Don't do this at home, kids!")
From The Shangaiist (via J.M.G.)
Playing with large objects in unfamiliar orifices can be detrimental if you are careless or do not know what you are doing. ("Don't do this at home, kids!")
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| FYI! 9 inches equals 22,9 centimeters |
ehhhh ok?!? what was the wife trying to do?? make it come out the other end?? they need to go to a dildo class hehe
ReplyDeletelesson 1: one end should always be outside of the body
or use a strap on next time at least thats attached to something and cant "run away" up inside as such;)
You make me proud, Vampi dearest! ;)
DeleteVery informative!
ReplyDeleteLive and learn, sweet Apmel ;)
DeleteWhat an amateur...
ReplyDeleteHaha my thought exactly!
DeleteYikes. How does one comment on this in a decent yet witty matter?
ReplyDeleteQuite possible, but he had six days in heaven also...
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