Rumors have it that a naked straight man may attend the party tomorrow. Apmel Goosson, my mentor and bosom buddy, who is as straight as they get and loves to dress down has not said definitely no.
If he comes, he may bring along one of his dearest friends Ms. ush, but you should consider her almost as a beard and treat her kindly.
We have all been in situations where we "have (...) depended on the kindness of strangers", just like Blanche DuBois in Tennessee Williams play "A Streetcar Named Desire".
For all the rest of the information about the party read It's A Party... And You're All Welcome! (url)