Sunday, November 29, 2015
Prince Duncan Aycliffe McMillan, CFO of The BMcM Corporation, recently presented a report to the board of directors in which he concluded that the best return per Linden Dollar could be found on investments in the industries of munitions, drugs, crime or sex. Due to legal ramifications in the first three industries the board decided that the company should focus on the sex industry, particularly the production of pornografic material of the highest quality and with intellectual superiority.
To fulfill this aim the board constructed WellHung Studios Ltd (A part of the BMcM Corporation). The company started the production of its first motion picture on Friday. The working title of the production is "The Pizza Boy; He delivers - 2015".
According to the director Mr. Dejerrity Mycron, the film is a film about the making of the well known classic with the same name.
The cast is absolutely stellar with the participation of, among others,
JJ Goodman (formerly of BelAmi) as "The Ravenous Pizza Customer",
Lee McKay (formerly of Falcon Studios) as "The Wayward Pizza Boy",
Static Frenzy (formerly of Titan Men) as "The Boom-Boom Boy" and
Tomais Ashdene (formerly of Treasure Island Media) as "The Camera Man".
The Much Honored Bock McMillan appears in a cameo role as "The Director".
The movie is expected to premiere worldwide in March 2016.
Saturday, November 28, 2015
Thursday, November 26, 2015
On this day, commonly known as Thanksgiving Day in the U.S.A., the Much Honored Bock McMillan, laird of Southern Charm, prince of Cascade Falls, Sovereign Ruler of the Commonwealth of Southern Enchantment and Outer Territories, UN appointed Protector of the Mount Whitney sim in SecondLife and pretender to the throne of Macedonia and dependent territories, decided to take action against the barbaric and ghastly tradition of eating millions of turkeys to celebrate the holiday.
The laird pardoned all turkeys within his realm or his protection and those who have sought sanctuary there or at the nation's embassies in the world.
The reason given for this universal amnesty of turkeys was "not - as some may assume - out of pity for the ugly, smelly and bad tasting creatures but more for the sake of the poor people who would otherwise stuff themselves with their vile and poisonous meat." (The laird has a well known phobia against any and all poultry meat.)
Tuesday, November 24, 2015
Monday, November 23, 2015
The American Department of Defense today published a video on YouTube showing that "male sex assault is a real problem in the American military, especially since most victims aren't reporting it. Here are some sobering stats on the topic and a glimpse into why victims aren't coming forward."