Thursday, April 13, 2017

It's A Good News Day

Today a dear friend got the wonderful news that he is a survivor of the scary Big C. I'm sure it is been a terrible and awful time living with the sword of Damocles hanging threateningly over his life. But it's time to leave that behind and rejoice, rejoice and rejoice!

Oh what a glorious and joyous day! Happy, happy day!

Monday, April 10, 2017

If Vlad Had A Dating App Profile

Name: VlaPut
Age: 64
Ethnicity: White
Nationality: Russian
Star Sign: Libra
Relationship Status: Married, but...
Occupation: President
Hair: Some
Hair Color: Dirty Blond
Body Type: Husky
Body Hair: Some
Sexual Orientation: Bi-curious
Dick Size: N/A, but "Both my wife and my lover Dmitry tell me, that it's not the size of the ship, nor the motion of the ocean that matters, its whether the captain stays in port long enough for all the passengers to get off. I am a very good captain!"
Position: Versatile
Looking for: Dates, Right Now
Tell Us About Yourself: I like quiet evenings at home with my lover. Riding. Walks in the park under a full moon. Watching TV when someone bombs and gases civilians with my support. Cute kittens, puppies and weeping children babies. Vodka.
This is all made up, of course!

Saturday, April 8, 2017

You Got Me At "Extremist Propaganda"

As soon as I read that this - or some other similar picture (no one is certain because a picture wasn't added to the directive) - had been outlawed by the Russian Federation as "extremist propaganda", I k-n-e-w I just had to publish it.

The simple reason is because I consider Vladimir "Little Father" Putin, president of the Russian Federation, a.k.a "The Murderer in Moscow", on of the five most truly evil people alive.

According to the Chicago Tribune the directive reads as follows: "Item 4071: a picture of a Putin-like person "with eyes and lips made up," captioned with an implicit anti-gay slur, implying "the supposed nonstandard sexual orientation of the president of the Russian Federation."

May he rot while he still walks among us and then forever more in hell.

WOW! Pentatonix - Bohemian Rhapsody

(via J.M.G.)

I'm shivering all over my body and get a stiffy listening to this. Totally awesome!

Happy 29th Birthday, Big Brother!

Today my big brother Dejerrity Mycron, The Lord Protector of The Laird's Delectable Body (short version, The Lord Protector), turns twenty-nine (again).

Happy first life birthday sweet man, love you, always!

This is Dej and my special song (with lyrics adapted by me), please enjoy!

You wait, little boy, on an empty stage
For fate to turn the light on
Your life, little boy, is an empty page
That men will want to write on

To write on

You are sixteen going on seventeen
Baby, it's time to think
Better beware, be canny and careful
Baby, you're on the brink

You are sixteen going on seventeen
Fellows will fall in line
Eager young lads and roues and cads
Will offer you food and wine

Totally unprepared are you
To face a world of men
Timid and shy and scared are you
Of things beyond your ken

You need someone older and wiser
Telling you what to do
I am seventeen going on eighteen
I'll take care of you


I am sixteen going on seventeen
I know that I'm naive
Fellows I meet may tell me I'm sweet
And willingly I believe

I am sixteen going on seventeen
Innocent as a rose
Bachelor dandies, drinkers of brandies
What do I know of those

Totally unprepared am I
To face a world of men
Timid and shy and scared am I
Of things beyond my ken

I need someone older and wiser
Telling me what to do
You are seventeen going on eighteen
I'll depend on you