Old Truths Are Best In the Original

Reading the blogs I encountered a rehashed version of an old truth. I really loved the original better so here we go...




Always Look On the Bright Side of Life
from Life of Brian by Monty Python.

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

BMcM Corporation to buy OutWorldz?

Archive photography, Bock McMillan

After yesterdays rumours about Microsofts alleged bids to buy Linden Lab and Second Life the Internet today started buzzing about the next big deal in the Virtual Worlds business. 

It is now claimed on the blogs, Twitter and Plurk that the mighty BMcM Corporation has shown some interest in acquiring "OutWorldz", a.k.a "InWorldz" or "Low Budget Second Life". 

This blogger tried to get confirmation of the rumours by directly contacting the interim CEO and Chairman of the Board of BMcM Corp, Mr. Bock McMillan. 

After an extensive search Mr McMillan was found as he was exiting from a house of ill repute in the Zindra zone. Mr. McMillans responses were at first rather evasive and he declined to comment at all. Pressured by this blogger he finally erupted and said, "Why the hell would we want to invest good money in that awful place? We are not in the habit of squandering our shareholders money on useless or profitless activity!"

There is of course always the possibilty that Mr McMillans response was a blatant lie so as not to disturb any ongoing negotiations. 

Eddi plays around with Bock-poster

 Tonight I discovered that Eddi Haskell had made a few variations of Chade Daggers great poster of me. The results are really fun and cool.

Take a look at them here.

Liar

I love this song right now.

Liar
I know that things are broken
And though there's too many words left unsaid
You say you have spoken
Like the coward I am, I hang my head
And you lay careless your head on my chest
And don't even look at me looking my best
And all these things I can't describe
You would rather I didn't try
But please don't cry, you liar
Oh please, don't cry, you liar
They told me love was a fortress
And I had never put it to the test
And all the while I relied on this honesty
Well in love we are but amateurs at best
But please don't cry, you liar
Oh please, don't cry, you liar
Oh please, don't cry, you liar
Oh please, don't cry, you liar
You're leaving for your last kiss
And who in this world could ask me to resist
Your hands cold as they find my neck
All this love that I've found I detest

Microsoft makes bid for SecondLife?

I almost fell of my chair when I read about this rumour on my friend Eddi Haskells blog Eddi Haskell´s Second life. I am not sure of how I really feel about it either but I thought you should know. (And "Tinas universum" has a post about the rumours too)

Rumours are that Microsoft has made more than one bid to buy SecondLife. The rumour still seems to be unsunstantiated and lacking confirmation, but lets just wait and see...

P.S: After thinking about this for five (5) minutes I think Microsoft should consider OutWorldz instead, some say it´s an exciting place although most of us would not agree!

Dear Bill Gates, it would be a better bargain if you bought "OutWorldz", its a much cheaper place...

Not for the shy

This is a picture I decided not to use when I did my post on "Dungeons & Dragons at OrmDricka".

It´s funny anyway so I post it here for the select few who have taken the time to commend me on my nice legs and ass.

The woman looking so adoringly at me is the sweet Jin.

(Ohhh if you are wondering what that humongous black blob between my legs is, I can inform you I was wearing a beautiful black thong from "Roosters".)

Bonus for my fans

As a proof of my love and gratitude to you all I give you this poster of the best picture ever taken of me. The photographer is the amazing and multitalented Chade Dagger, owner of Club Erotes/The Den and the wonderful Hinterland sims.

I expect to see this poster plastered all over Second Life soon. Over your beds, over fire places and every other prominent place.

Let me tell some of you from the start that your out house, barn, bathroom or other toilet facilities are not considered prominent.

 

P.S. If some of you are wondering what the dark thing over my left shoulder is, it´s one of the towers of the Cathedral in Lund from a very interesting and unexpected angle. I loved the fact that Chade found that at once, it says so much about his talent!