The Loophole (NSFW)

(via J.M.G.)

"All my life I've been good.
Do what my mom and dad and god say I should.Go to church and bible school to live by god's rule.So whatever people tell meThat the bible tells me, I will do.

Walk the halls at my school with my purity ring.Unlike those other girls, I got my morals intact.It was easy to do 'til I got a boyfriend
And pardon my French, but he's cute as heckAnd I made a pact to keep my hymen intact and Jesus and I are tight.

Never learned about the birds and bees.I was taught to keep an aspirin in between my kneesBecause the bible says premarital sex is wrong,But Jason says that guys can't wait that long.I don't want to lose him to someone who will do him.
I need to figure something out.

Well there's a loophole in the scripture that works really wellSo I can get him off without going to hell.It's my Hail Mary full of grace.In Jesus's name, we go to fifth base.

Oh thank you for making me holy.And thank you for giving me holes to choose fromAnd since I'm not a godless whore,
He'll have to come in the back door.

Therefore, fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus.The Good Lord would want it that way.That sweet sensation of a rock-hard rationalization.It's just between you and me.
Because everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see.

It's hard to be as pure as me- to resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginityI'll wait until my marriage bed to give my husband my un-salty maiden headSo take out your cock, shove it in my ass, fuck me until you come.Oops. I mean let's join our souls and unite our bodies and fly on the wings of love.

Whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris. If you ring Satan's doorbell, God can't ignore this.And no prophylactics when you put it inBecause birth control's for sluts and it's a sin.I've emptied my bowels and laid out the towels and I'm ready for romance.Now I'm praying to the power that's the highestBut of all my holes, this one's the driest.

And we can't procreate if we anally copulate and God's okay with sodomy, but only if you're straight.And I'm staying here no matter what so I'm okay with everything but...everything but...everything butt.

Woah. Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus.The Good Lord would want it that way.That sweet sensation of a rock-hard rationalization.It's just between you and me.
Because everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see.

I do whatever the Bible tells me to...Except for the parts that I choose to ignore because they're unrealistic and inconvenient, but the rest I live by for sure.So let's not talk about how the good book banned shellfish, polyester, and divorce and how we condone slavery and killing gays because those parts don't count of course.Let's cherrypick the part about losing my cherry and the many ambiguities to circumvent any real sacrifice and still feel prized in my arbitrary and varied imposition.And don't you dare question my convictions.And don't look closely at the contradictions.Just focus on the sacrificial crucifixion.And have faith in his complete jurisdiction.As the only way to measure if you're good or not.And if you didn't have faith, just say you have faith.Because up against logic it's the only card you've got.So close your eyes.Take a deep breath.

And... fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus.The Good Lord would want it that way.That sweet sensation of a rock-hard rationalization.It's just between you and me.
Because everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see.

Yeah my chastity belt has locks,So sometimes you need to think outside the box"

A Day in the Life of an Overseer

Exhibit A. No harness or safety line used while working on a unprotected place.

 As you all may know, I am at the moment highly involved in the project of getting my new home at Southern Charm built and decorated.

For the menial and the creative work I have enlisted the services of a friend of mine, Butch Diavolo, who is a builder/interior decorator all rolled up into one hot and hunky avatar. The man is actually brilliant at everything he does, but being brilliant does not mean he is an infallible god, no way! As every man he sometimes makes mistakes - huge boo boos in fact!

Exhibit B. Working in an unsafe position

Exhibit C. No shoes worn on building site

Being overseer of the work force at the building site, my most important duty is to see to it that the regulations surrounding workers safety are adhered to and that the builder/interior decorator gets through this project alive and without permanent mutilation or severe injuries. It is by no means an easy thing to try to steer a renegade Dutch "artiste" (which is how he - for some reason beyond me - prefers to refer to himself, with the French pronunciation no less) to a safe and steady working schedule without unnecessary risks involved.

"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do", so I try to manage the rebellious Butch, with some small success so far. I cannot even get him to wear shoes at the building site, in spite of the fact that he has already stepped on several nails and almost had to have his right foot amputated yesterday.

Keeping the work force happy

But I will persevere and hopefully we will soon see the end of this project with Butch still alive. Meanwhile I will do my best to keep the laborers safe and happy.

The New Residence

The pictures above show the new abode of the Much Honored Bock McMillan, laird of Southern Charm, prince of Cascade Falls and supreme sovereign of The Commonwealth of Southern Enchantment with Outer Territories.

Although the house is large it reportedly only has one bedroom, but as the laird is supposed to have told his nephew Matt McMillan "it can host an orgy of 60 avatars and still has room enough for all to roll about in".

Ziggy On The Firestorm Viewer Release

Ziggy Starsmith, the renowned straight talker and adventurer in SecondLife whom I am also proud to call my friend and son in-law, has kindly tested the latest Firestorm Viewer 4.4.1 (34164) that was released today for our convenience.

Read about his findings and recommendations at Ziggy And Guyke On The Edge Of Second Life; Test Driving The Brand, New Firestorm 4.4.1.34164 Viewer Release....

Important Victories for Gay Rights in the U.S.A.

Two important cases were decided today by the Supreme Court of the United States (SCOTUS).

The first case concerned the constitutionality of the Defence of Marriage Act (DOMA), which was an American federal law, enacted in 1996, that required that the federal state should only give recognition to opposite-sex marriages in the United States and also restricted federal marriage benefits to opposite-sex marriages.

The second case concerned the constitutionality of California's Proposition 8, a California ballot proposition and a state constitutional amendment passed in the November 2008 state elections. The measure added a new provision, to the California Constitution, which provides that "only marriage between a man and a woman is valid or recognized in California." The United States District Court Judge Vaughn Walker overturned Proposition 8 on August 4, 2010, ruling that it violated both the Due Process and Equal Protection clauses of the United States Constitution. The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals panel later affirmed the decision that Proposition 8 was unconstitutional.

Through the decisions delivered by SCOTUS today
1, the Defence Of Marriage Act (DOMA) was struck down as being unconstitutional by a 5-4 majority and
2. in the the Proposition 8 case the ruling was, by a 5-4 majority, that supporters of the measure did not have legal standing (did not have the right) to appeal the lower court's ruling, thereby leaving the earlier decision that the measure was unconstitutional standing and clearing the way for same-sex marriages to resume in California.

HALLELUJA!!! 

Men At Work

I am ordering my contractor about what to do, I should just have shut up
because he knew better than I what needed to be done and how to go about it.
Butch is an amazing man with excellent taste -  and BRILLIANT in everything he does.

How a builder can turn up to work without shoes is beyond me...
but the man was working brilliantly so I said nothing about it!

After having gotten the house in place, we decided to rest a little

..and then a little more.... Well we would have been ready
an hour or so earlier if I had not screwed a few things up.

A Clean Slate

After due consideration the Much Honored Bock McMillan, laird of Southern Charm, prince of Cascade Falls and supreme sovereign of The Commonwealth of Southern Enchantment with Outer Territories, decided that instead of redecorating only two rooms of his palatial mansion a more drastic move was needed.

A new villa was purchased and the demolition team has been working hard during the night. The result of their labor and efforts can be seen in the pictures above.

The old house has been completely and utterly demolished and the building site now waits for the consultant Butch Diavolo to wake up from his - much needed -beauty sleep and come to head the building team in its work. Further reports should be expected soon.