Five Kisses & A Hug

Well, the Kiss-A-Swede Day 2016 cannot be declared as a roaring success, as this particular Swede only managed to collect five kisses, and two of those were from my hubby Tomais who has to kiss me whenever I want, and one hug.

I did however manage to assault Bre Czaroux into giving me a kiss as Tomais and I posed for his White-series.

Then, after Tomais had helped me with setting up the kissing booth at the Gay Archipelago SummerFest sim, we of course had to try it out to see that it was fully functional. That's when I got my second kiss from hubby.

After Tomais had gone off to work I posted on Facebook that I had lubed up my lips and was eagerly awaiting kissers.

Time went by without any takers, so I started checking my Twitter and reading the JoeMyGod-blog.

I was alerted that something was going on when I heard an IM coming in, lo and behold, when I checked SecondLife, Stephano was waiting to kiss me. I am not quite sure how long he had tried to get my attention, but we finally started snogging a bit.

 A bit later my vertically challenged and sweet niece Pieni, came along for a kiss. I will not show you a picture of that because my ladylike niece was rubbing her pretty - albeit hairy - little face all over my crotch. Huggers do not work for avatars in different sizes.

I was sad that I had no picture of Pienikins visit at my booth, but then I saw she had posted one herself, so I borrowed it.

Photo by Pienikins

Last my old friend Kahvy came along to collect his kiss on his way to his set at Zeus later that afternoon. He very kindly invited me to come there and hoist myself on his admiring fans. I had every intention of doing just that - after a short nap. 

However, as it turned out I was much more tired than I though so I ended up sleeping from 9PM to 6AM (local time). I guess it was all for the best.

The Peril of Staying Away

"Don't have a cow, man" by Dejerrity Mycron

Before I logged off from my SecondLife last night, we (Dej, Tomais & I) decided to pull a prank on Pook Cypher for staying away from us too long. 

So we planted a somewhat inebriated cow in-front of Pook's front porch. The poor thing had obviously been partying too much...

The first thing I saw in my email this morning was these offline messages:

[1:43] Dejerrity Mycron: Oh God Pook just logged in 

[1:43] Dejerrity Mycron: Say nothing, act casual...

Culling My Friends List

Perhaps I was inspired by my recent experience of being removed from a friends list, but I have now done the same thing with my own.

When going through my friends list before starting the culling, I noticed that I had been removed from others friends lists already, most notable was my removal by the now abdicated queen of Swedish SecondLife which quite possibly was due to an altercation concerning whether I - as a "Friendly helper" in her group - should do as she ordered me or follow my own discretion. I am well aware that my kind manners sometimes misleads people into thinking that I am submissive, but frankly I do not take orders well so I left that group, thus relieving myself of any duties or obligations in the group she had created.

I have not culled my friends list for a very long time, except about a year and a half ago when I removed one person by accident and another by design. The thing that happened then was that I intended to remove a certain person but for some reason beyond me - possibly someone logging in or out of SecondLife - ended up removing the queen of a neighboring Scandinavian country in SecondLife by mistake.

When I immediately called her in Instants Message to explain my mistake the queen was naturally enraged by my action. She did not at all  believe my protestations and assurances that her removal was a mistake. I have learned that it is futile to discuss such matters further while someone is still furious so I left it at that, although I had first called her up to add her as a friend again.

So learning from previous mistakes and after due consideration I started on removing people from my list. The criterias for removing that I had made up in my mind were the following:

• I do not know who the person was
• I cannot remember ever communicating with the person.
• I have not had any communications with the person during the last three (3) years.
• The person has blocked me from seeing when they are in-world (2 persons).
• The person is a bastard that I will not wish to communicate with in the future(3 person).

Reasons to keep someone on the list inspite of the above criterias being met:

• The person is one I have a strong sentimental attachment to although he never logs in anymore (1 person)

Following the criterias I - carefully making sure I got the correct person - started removing people. I have now successfully concluded this project and have cut my friends list down from 278 to 149 persons. I find it to be a great relief and much less stressful to see only people I care about on my list.

If you still see me on your list, Congratulations! You're still in the running to be Southern Charms next Royal Consort.

And if you don't see me on your list anymore, Congratulations, you are rid of me! I hope you have a happy and fulfilling SecondLife.

If you wish to appeal the decision please send your written appeal in triplicate to
Supreme Court of the United States
1 First Street, NE
Washington, DC 20543

Cute Men & Hairy Asses

When I arrived at Spurt Beach today, for the 24 hour DJ-athon benefiting Second Pride, the dance floor was already filled with a whole lot of hot men dancing and shaking their sweet hairy asses to the music

I of course positioned myself between two of the hottest men there, one always wants to have "the eye-candy" close at hand. I suspect the guys were away though or in Instant Message with each other, because none of the two spoke a word the whole time I was there.

Jeff Ellsworth, the distinguished photographer and blogger, dropped by and showed us he is no newcomer at the dance pole. My that sexy man sure could move and shake it like a pro. I think he has been working out lately too because his body looked really awesome!

Khar Indigo was the only woman there, but that gurl sure can hold up her own and is not daunted by the sight of a bunch of hot guys with bare asses.

Quarantine

Yesterday a summit meeting was held at the stronghold of the McMillan clan in SecondLife, the Southern Charm sim. The much honored Bock McMillan, laird of Southern Char and prince of Cascade Falls, had summoned prince Guyke Lundquist to the home sim for a conference.

Prince Guyke is of course best known as The Prince of Claddagh, which is the age old title traditionally granted to the heir apparent of the McMillan clan.

The conference had been called rather urgently by the laird after he had been informed that his stepson had engaged in a battle of abuse with a French in-law concerning "Who are the biggest dickheads of Europe", the alternatives being the French or the Belgians. Both parties showed such unusual linguistic talents and creativity in their insults that the laird was mightily impressed and full of awe while thanking his lucky star that he was not involved.

While the prince of Claddagh only showed a modicum of interest for the discussions with his stepfather, the laird himself struck up a conversation in Instant Message with Dejerrity Mycron, his brother in-law. During the course of this conversation the laird was alerted to the fact that Dej had fallen sick with the same uncommon cold that the laird had just recently survived. It became clear that the contagion must have spread from Lund, Sweden, to New York, N.Y., U.S.A. via the Southern Charm sim.

At this news the laird immediately ordered that Southern Charm should be placed in quarantine with only restricted travel between the sim and the outside world. He also ordered out his lazy nobility to douse every straw of grass, every leaf on every tree and themselves with alcogel to avoid spreading the disease any further into SecondLife.