Actions Have Consequences

My brief modelling career for a poster for the BM Ballroom turned out to have some unexpected ramifications. When I was leaving the photo shoot I poked my modelling partner Eeva Rasmuson and the demon photographer Kahvy Sands.

Both of them now claim to be carrying my unborn children. This is what Eeva tells me in an offline message, "Bock you should really be careful when you poke...now see what you did!!!" 

[07:37] Paternity test: Please wait, Paternity test in Progress.....

[07:37] Paternity test: Processing......

[07:38] Paternity test: Congratulations! The father of your unborn DAUGHTERS is: Bock McMillan!

[07:38] Ⓔενα: omg

[07:38] Kahvy Sands: Wait... daughterS?

[07:38] Ⓔενα: He has been busy poking us 

[07:38] Kahvy Sands: You're having twins!

[07:38] Ⓔενα: OMG

[07:38] Ⓔενα faints

Perhaps I should consider wearing a condom when I poke in the future, but I was thinking this was just some innocent fun... Who would have thought it would come to this?