Showing posts with label toes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toes. Show all posts

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Crazy Dream

While resting this afternoon - in preparation for the big birthday bash tonight - I had the craziest and most vivid dream.

I dreamed I was sitting at my computer in the apartment I used to live in. On the other side of my living room there was an interview being taped by one of the Swedish channels, I listened in while I was surfing on the Internet.

The person being interviewed was Inga-Britt Ahlenius, a very well known and respected auditor, public servant and former Under-Secretary-General for United Nations Office of Internal Oversight Services (OIOS).

For some reason what she said in this interview was not at all to my liking, which is unusual because I almost always enjoy listening to her while she breaks the balls of some man around her with scathing and deadly remarks in a very factual voice.

So after the interview was finished I arose from my seat at the computer and as I passed her on my way out of the room I felt the need to tell her. "That was pitiful, Inga-Britt, I had expected more from you!"

She then looks at me from head to toe with cold eyes and answers, "Well thats the first time I have ever been criticized by a man wearing only boxers and showing me all his twinkle-toes!"

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What conclusions can we draw from this dream?

Mine is that Inga-Britt must have a foot fetish, because the only thing she comments as she has this gorgeous hunk of a undressed man in-front of her are his toes. She must be totally obsessed with toes.