For Millimina

Well Milli, my darling sister, after your adventures today I hope you breathe in and then breathe out to this music. Love you, always!

...and it sure would be much better if they didn't say "This is a UKF Exclusive" all the time, rotten bastards... They should either decide you cannot embed it or leave it alone. Well I like the music anyway so...

Happy Rezday, Kandinsky!

Have a great day and get loads of presents.

Yeah I changed the picture, because I liked this one better.

Fatherly Advice

My son Guyke is going to Finland - again - to meet up with his man Janttu.

I don´t trust the boy to pack correctly for the trip and am not sure he really understands everything he should know about Finns and their barbaric customs.

So here are a few hints on some essentials.

What to pack

1. Loads of clean underwear. You don´t know when you get a chance to wash and I don´t want to hear you were in an accident wearing filthy underwear.

2. Lots of clean flannel shirts. I think thats what they wear mostly, as they all live isolated out in the deep forests close to a lake somewhere in the wilderness. (There are tens of thousands of lakes in Finland.)

3. Socks. You need to keep your feet warm at all times.

4. A fur coat. Baby, it´s still very cold there I don´t want you to catch pneumonia.

5. Condoms. For those "really cold nights and days" this is added protection. You can share with Janttu - and by that I mean give hi m his own, don´t try to use the same one. 

6. Elbow grease. I don´t want to hear that you have been walking around in the wilderness with chafed elbows and dry skin. Apply some on your lips too, it keeps them shiny and gives you a winning smile.

Remember to always moisturize, thats what keeps us McMillan men always looking good.


You have heard about saunas I am sure, but the Finnish saunas are not like the ones you have encountered in the seedy Belgian gay clubs. People behave properly there, no hanky panky!

This is what you need when going into a Finnish sauna. A bunch of twigs to beat off the guys molesting you or trying to fondle you. Just smack them and if they complain about it you just go ahead and tell them "My daddy told me so!".

You also need a small bucket of very cold water, which you can use to cool down the really bad boys.

Towels are optional and are mostly used to sit on so you don´t burn your buns. Never ever wear a bathing suit in the sauna, thats an absolute and definite no-no and may get you thrown out head first.

And this is how you sit in a real Finnish sauna, no staring around or exposing yourself flamboyantly or any such behavior. Look serious and morose, talk very little and - for the love of me - keep your hands to yourself!

Have a great time Guyke, and see you again soon!

Janttu, I will smack your sweet ass if my son has lost a single hair on his body or if you send him home to me barefooted and pregnant.

OrmDricka Does a Phoenix

The friendliest club owners in SecondLife, Mrs. Vampi Twine-DeSantis and her hubby Mr. sirhc DeSantis with their club OrmDricka, have just announced they have survived yet another threat and have arisen from the flames to do another party tonight at 12 PM SLT.

The theme will be angels, so I imagine the look of this black angel is something to strive for.... Music will be supplied by the sexiest non-nekoORIGINAL NEKO cat around, DJ sirhc.

Billy Ray Martin - Sweet Suburban

Sweet Suburban Disco - radio edit by billie ray martin

A bad storm here is keeping me awake, the damn thing is very noisy.

I´ll give you another sweet song while I am at it - and the storm is still not subsiding...

   Billie Ray Martin: The Crackdown Project - The Crackdown (Phil RetroSpector Dub) by billie ray martin 


Once again I owe tribute to Joe Jervis at J. M. G. for telling me of this amazing singer.

In a Melancholy Mood

Today I was in a rather melancholy mood and contemplating how many things in life that can go wrong. And also how many things in life that actually go right the way they should!

This doesn't mean I was in anyway sad or down, just thinking about stuff that happened in life while I was chillin´ to great music. (Thank you, Balp Allen!)

It´s good not to be in constant IM when you are in SecondLife, it gives you time for thought.

Living the Life Fantastic

It´s definitely not easy being a SLebrity these days. The Linden Lab has told me they cannot take responsibility for my safety as Chairman of the Board of The BMcM Corporation if I didn´t hire some lifeguards, especially considering some of the sims I visit.

The guys accompanying  me on the picture were the only two I could find in a rush. They look sorta cheesy but are rather sweet and make me feel safer.

The blond one is Michail, he is Russian and an ex-hockey player on their National team. The Latino with the beard is Pepe, he used to be a professional wrestler and "actor" in the adult film industry before he recently decided to go into a career in security.