Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Another Teddybear for My Babe

On April 21st many years ago the boy child was born that that later in life became the wonderful man behind the avatar Ars Northmead in SecondLife.

In both of his lives this amazing man was intrigued, fascinated and besotted with teddy bears, any size, color or variety. He simply loved them all.

My Ars real life sisters have told me that when they emptied his house they actually found a whole room filled with teddy bears.

Love you always, babe!

Colors, Gender and Sexual Identity

So spring is here now and at lunch today some of my female colleagues where discussing colors. They talked about äppelblomsgrön (apple-blossom green), lindblomsgrön (linden flower green) limegrön (lime green), gammelrosa (old pink) and cerise among many other colors.

While I was listening to them talk, I suddenly realized that I didn't understand the difference between the colors they were mentioning and seemed to agree about and was reminded by a post on Joe.My.God. recently where Joe Jervis used the following picture to jokingly illustrate the difference on how the two genders differentiate between colors.


According to the comments there was a difference between straight men and gay men in that gay men can differentiate more colors than straight men. I did not understand what they meant then and I still don´t.

When I came home I googled for the colors I have mentioned at the beginning of this post. The results of my search did not clarify the issue to me.

The yarn is supposedly apple blossom green
Lime green
Also lime green
Linden blossom green
Cerise
Old pink
Also old pink
I am now totally lost, I think the samples are just different shades of green or pink, and two of the green that are said to be the same color definitely look different to me and the same goes for two of the pink.

Oh my f***ing Gawd - I hope this doesn't mean that I am a heterosexual! That would really be the worst fate in the world!

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Musical Interlude

Four New Countries Join Bocks World

The past weekend this blog received new readers from a record breaking amount of countries. We can now welcome the following four nationalities among my readership.
Independent State of Papua New Guinea
Lao People's Democratic Republic


Principality of Liechtenstein
Islamic Republic of Mauritania

Monday, April 18, 2011

My New Favorite Question

When did you choose to be straight?

My Brother Is Back

Yesterday as I was - as usual on Sunday mornings (SLT) - dancing, chatting and having a splendid time at Elfays´s Coffee and Pajamas Show I got a very surprising IM from Martial, my dear brother who was lost to real life some time ago.

We talked in IM a while and all feelings and wonderful memories were stirred up again. I cannot help myself but Martial always hits a certain spot in my heart. Although I wanted to remain restrained, guarded, distant (whatever may be the correct word) and a bit sulky (yes, I actually want to do that sometimes - roll me in tar and cover me in feathers) I couldn't stop the feelings of strong love that just welled up inside me.

Certain people I just cannot help loving, however I try to hide it, block it or stop it, Martial is definitely one of them.

In real life it is exactly the same. I have more than a few ex-boyfriends I still love, no matter how ferocious or ugly the breakup may have been.

P.S. Yes, I do realize that this post may well cause some people to call me "pillertrillare" (an ugly Swedish word for "drug addict") due to my present use of  prescribed antidepressants, but they don´t have a clue so they can jump in any lake of their own choice. 

I must repeat that my main reasons for writing this blog is for my own benefit and those who care to read it.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Matchmaking

Andrey photographed by Andrey
Well, with a hot brother in-law like Andrey you have to be proud!

This is a Google-translation to Portuguese of parts of a very old Swedish song, if it turns out obscene blame Google:
"Ele anda como um homem
Ele parece um homem
Com um corpo como um homem
E ele beija como um homem.

Ele tem o charme de um homem
Ele é frio como um homem
Casualmente como um homem
E ele se move como um homem deve"


In English it would be:
"He walks like a man
He looks like a man
With a body like a man
And he kisses like a man should.

He has charm as a man
He is cool as a man
Casual like a man
And he moves like a man should"


If you want to get to know this wonderful, loving, sweet, studly and perfectly breathtaking piece of man please drop your written application in a note card on my profile. I cannot emphasize enough that you must have brains, brawn and a big heart to apply! Oh and you need to have a penis also! 

Andrey speaks Portuguese and English fluently.

The note card must be in any of the Scandinavian languages or English and must contain at the very least the following:
1. Your name
2. Your age in both lifes
3. Your interests in both lifes
4. A picture of your face and your body in SecondLife taken in full day light (full frontal nudity is encouraged but not mandatory)
5. Any further information about yourself that you wish to share

Do not send written recommendations from your mother, ex-lovers, employers etc. until you are asked for it during the screening process.

Bock McMillan
The McMillan Matchmaking Agency (a part of the BMcM Corporation)

If you pass my scrutiny, I may introduce you to this undisguised diamond.