Scandal at Second Pride

Well, what can one say.

Whoever thought the board of Second Pride would need to ask attendees to wear underwear when attending their events?

No one could imagine that the dear, sweet and usually fabulous Fenris would turn up there without underwear, showing of his bony little ass to Tom, Dick and Harry or Harriet. His excuse, all his knickers were in his laundry... Admittedly, one couldn't see his shame if one didn't cam in under his skirt, but that's what I did.

NSFW but not unsafe either, it's just bones

New Line of Men's Underwear

Mein schatz, my friend, my squatter and the famous SecondLife designer of underwear Mirco Dinzeo yesterday told me about a new collaboration he has begun with Castello Sands in designing underwear for men with the Niramyth Aesthetic body under the label "CM".

He sent me a few samples and I thought I should share them with you. (Which forced me to do a long overdue update of my Niramyth mesh body)

The boxers are modeled by the world renowned runway model Bockalicious (All those famous people only go by one name, you know!)

Happy St. Patrick's Day 2018

I hope you all have a wonderful Saint Patrick's Day. 

The biggest problem with this kind of celebration are usually threefold #whattowearwhattowear, #ihavenothingsuitableinmyimmenseinventory or #whatevvahijustmustbuysomethingnew.

Well, no such problems for me anymore, since I have been graced and blessed with particularly and extraordinarily  terrific and awesome legs. I just have to find the best shorts, underwear or other leggings to cover my groin area but as little of the rest as possible... and Hey presto, I am ready to celebrate!

All the best of the Irish to you now, go out and have a kick-ass party!

On "VPL" - Updated

My husband Tomais steadfastly insists that he is not funny, but I disagree completely. No man has ever before consistently made me laugh so often and so much as he does.

A couple of nights ago, while we were talking on Skype as usual, Tomais suddenly mentioned the abbreviation VPL, don't ask me how and why because the conversation leading up to it has been wiped off my teflon-memory. 

Jon Hamm,
The King of VPL

My understanding and knowledge of the English language is quite good, even if I say so myself, but it is not my mother-tongue so there are still some unchartered areas that become apparent occasionally. VPL was one of those, I had never heard the expression before so I asked him what it meant.

Jon Hamm, a.k.a.
"The Rosetta Bulge"

"It means ´Visible Penis Line´", my darling told me with a serious voice, as I exploded with laughter.

Then as he continued telling me about the rules I almost croaked, "Underwear, bicycle pants or wet boxers don't count, because anyone can show a VPL in those outfits". (This means that my friend Kandinsky's favorite picture of a Polish bicycle team is out of the contest, see my previous post Re: Bicycle Pants.)

According to writer Christian Zamora at Buzzfeed, when he ranks The 21 Most Important Celebrity Bulges Of All Time: "All bulges are ranked and measured on a scale of zero to five Jon Hamm's. Each bulge [is] evaluated on its outline, girth, and prominence to determine its rank and the number of Hamm's it deserve[s]".

As far as I know there is no equivalent term for this phenomenon in the Swedish language, except possibly the Swedish words for "poseur", "indiscreet" or "show-off". That fact does however not mean that we haven't noticed the phenomenon before.

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Update 2015-06-10
For those who want to see more VPL you should visit the Tumblr-blog "Visible Penis Line", although from what I could see at a quick glance most of the pictures posted seem to fall into the illegitimate category according to "Tomais Rule of VPL´s"

Emergency Aid

New York City is having one of it's coldest winters ever and it seems never-ending. This video is posted to help keep my brother Dej warm and to remind him that spring and summer are on their way.

Björn Borg Says Da!

The Björn Borg Company (men's underwear) is now moving into the Russian market, starting with e-commerce. They have therefore an opening advertisement in today's Moscow Times, which is a business daily that is distributed free at 500 locations in Moscow and is primarily geared at traders.

"[The] opening ad is a way for us to reach the Russian public opinion. We have long advocated the equality of all levels. It is a human right to love and to love whoever you want, and we will mark it with the advertisement in the Moscow Times today", says Lina Soderqvist, Marketing Director at Björn Borg in a press release.

(Source Qx.se)

DJ Ralphie @ Camelot

I am too tired to write much about Ralphie's set at Camelot, but it was fun! Mostly because of all the Instant Message sessions I was in with old and brand new friends.

Spanki, I and Drew

Christo sexing it up for a dark and mysterious stranger....

My new found friend Dodo (to the right) and a companion
show their pride with saggy pants. Great underwear guys!

Trin Almodovar 

Trin Almodovar showing off his skills

My brother Martial

With Room for A Man

While I am in still my ranting mood (please excuse the previous much too long post) let me move on to another of my pet peeves, men´s underwear.

I hate all underwear except the classic boxers and preferably a size too large. Briefs, g-strings and all the other variations in-between make me squirm with anguish. I want lots of room down there, nothing snug or tight fitting.

If they have a well made waistband that doesn´t roll-up on itself or goes limp after using them a few times they are perfect! It is amazing how many try to sell you substandard underwear with waistbands that roll-up on themselves the second time you wear them or have waistbands that go totally limp after one wash. Good quality boxers last a long time and through many washes with the waist band intact.