We all know that some fashion designers in first life aren't known for being civil or courteous. Stefano Gabbana called Selena Gomez
"ugly", Karl Lagerfeld said Adele was
"a little too fat" and let's not go near John Galliano's abusive racist and antisemitic comments.
Did you know that fashion designers in SecondLife are just as bad?
I have a friend who has his own brand of clothing and he asked me if I would try out some of his new pants the other evening. As the always charming and agreeable man that I am, I agreed to do it.
When I pointed out two small, but ever so irritating, problems, a glitch in the "autohide body"-script and the fact that the ass of the pants seemed to be made for Kim Kardashian, the designer came over at once, took a look and then proceeded to tell me the problem was not with the pants he made but my body.
"You have childbearing hips", he told me,
"and no ass. My pants are designed for men." (His emphasis, not mine.)
How rude is that, I ask you?
I most certainly was not rendered speechless by this blatant rudeness, but instead graciously informed my dear friend, that as we were speaking, songs and odes were being written about the wonders of my exquisite body, my slender manly hips, and my voluptuous, perky and peachy derriere. There was nothing at all wrong with my body, it was his
"autohide body"-script that was faulty and he had made the ass enormous.
(P.S. Ughhh I don't know what is going on with my left wrist...)
PLEASE NOTE: I have been told that people don't always understand my jokes (or even when I am joking). To be on the safe side, let me tell you that Petr and I were both joking and having fun.
