Flat Bock 2020 Is Here!

Ever since the Second Pride Festival 2015, Bock in SecondLife has offered its avid readers and loyal followers The Flat Bock cutout. This year is no different.

My loving art director and spouse, Tomais Ashdene, has excelled and created the raciest Flat Bock ever seen - yet...

The Flat Bock 2020 (censored version)by Tomais Ashdene

You can pick up your personal Flat Bock 2020 at my store at the Second Pride region.

Instructions for use: The Flat Bock is laminated with kevlar for your protection and to prevent staining. Rinse in lukewarm water and wipe clean after use/abuse. Not dishwasher safe. Do not place in microwave or dryer.

Much gratitude to Mr. Cayson Triellis for reminding me to post this on my blog.

Please note, the artifact has been censored here to comply with Bloggers and Facebooks bigoted rules. The complete product is NSFW and shows complete frontal and dorsal nudity.

Flat Bock 2019 Is Here!

As has become a tradition for the Second Pride Festival, I am today introducing a new Flat Bock. This years contribution was, as always, made by the blogs art director and my wonderful husband Tomais Ashdene.

I have been informed that some of the previous versions have been used for shooting practice and as dart boards, the material for the Flat Bock is therefore since a few years Kevlar.

The surface has, as always, been specially prepared to have the silky and smooth texture of my natural skin, but is still easy to clean after use. Just rinse in lukewarm running water and dry with a soft towel.

Pick up your own personal copy at my store at Second Pride Region! I hope it gives you much satisfaction.

While you are at my store you may just as well pick up the 2019 edition of my - still - fashion-forward Jester's hat, made especially for people with discerning tastes and the boldness that every true fashionista is born with. 

New Header for Second Pride 2018 & More

Second Pride starts today at 6PM SLT with an opening ceremony at the Pride sim and after that an opening party with DJ Weylin.

Check in at the Second Pride website for the updated schedule, party posters, social interactions, pictures, and everything else. It's the hub for all things Pride! (Thanks for pointing this out, Lee!)

As always I have a special blog header during SL Pride. I made it myself so it doesn't meet the usual high standards you may be used to when Tomais makes them for me, but I didn't wish to put additional burden on my already stressed and tired husband. Besides Tomais set up my booth at Second Pride into an awesome pizza parlor and also created this years fabulous Flat Bock.

Revealing the Flat Bock 2018:

Flat Bock 2018 by Tomais Ashdene

This years Flat Bock shows me dressed in a few balloons with my untamed puma.  (The backside is even better, as it shows you my delightful and scrumptious legs and my cute bubblebutt.)

Teaser: Flat Bock 2018

Second Pride starts tomorrow, Friday June 15, 2018, at 6PM SLT.

Check in at the Second Pride website for the updated schedule, party posters, social interactions, pictures, and everything else. It's the hub for all things Pride!

I have two events this year. My first event is on Saturday June 16, 2018, at 1PM with DJ Butch and his host Pook. The second event is on Saturday June 23, 2018, at 2PM, and will feature the live singer Samm Quendra for the first hour and DJ Kahvy and his host RickJ for the second hour.

Here is a teaser for this years Flat Bock, the Flat Bock 2018. You will be able to get it gratis, for no cost at all and completely free of charge at my booth at Pride, which is located here (SLurl).

At my booth you will also be able to get this years version of my amazing and fashion forward "Jesters Hat Pride 2018".

Here is a teaser for Flat Bock 2018. (Let me reveal that I am totally nekkid...)

Flat Bock 2018

Jester's Hat - Pride 2018

How Uncouth

Well, I never...

My Tomais and I handed out these beautiful Flat Bock's at last years Second Pride. Everyone wanted one, two or three or even more.

Imagine my surprise when I was wandering around at the home-sim and found that my beloved brother Dej had misused that precious and beautiful objet d'art in this disrespectful way!

As if I could enjoy a flagpole in my manly love-hole. *sigh*

Should I Be Honored or Insulted?

I was alerted that some jerk is selling the Flat Bock 2017 on Marketplace for the ridiculous price of L$5. It's true value is of course immensely higher!

If you really want it, you can get it for free from me. Just send me a note card, as my IM's get capped.

I don't think the creator of the item, my art director and husband Tomais, will bother making a DMCA notification, but who knows,,.

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Update
I have been informed that the object is no longer for sale, someone obviously felt it might be wrong to sell copies of what they had gotten for free. My belief in humanity is somewhat restored.

Introducing: Flat Bock 2017

As has become a tradition for the Second Pride Festival, I am today introducing a new Flat Bock. This years contribution was, as always, made by the blogs art director and my wonderful husband Tomais Ashdene.

This version is much improved compared to the precious ones.

As I have been informed that some of the previous versions have been used for shooting practice and as dart boards (And we cannot have that, now can we?), the material for the Flat Bock is now Kevlar.

The surface has been specially prepared to have the same silky and smooth touch as my natural skin, but is still easy to clean after use. Just rinse in loads of lukewarm running water (I suggest you use the shower or a garden hose) and dry with a soft towel. Hoopla, it is ready for use again!

The Flat Bock 2016 is Here!

The new and improved "Flat Bock 2016" was released yesterday at Gay Archipelagos Summerfest. This years edition of the "Flat Bock" comes with both a front and a back! It is also slightly larger than SL Bock because, as the production manager and designer Tomais Ashdene said lovingly and with a tad of sarcasm, "Face it Bock, you are larger than life!"

Get your free copy today!

You can all get your own copy to take home with you, to cuddle with, make love to, throw darts at or use for target practise.  Simply visit the Gay Archipelago SummerFest 2016 (SLurl), find my booth, touch the vendor and - Hey Presto! - you will receive your own personal "Flat Bock".

User instructions

The Flat Bock 2016 is laminated for your protection and to prevent staining
Lickable, but not edible

May break or otherwise damage your teeth if chewed on
Rinse in lukewarm water and wipe clean after use or abuse
Not dishwasher safe
Do not place in microwave
Do not place in dryer
May fade severely if put in direct sunlight over extended periods of time

Tomais & My Booths at The Festival

Tomais and I both have booths at the Second Pride festival this year.

Please feel free to come around and take a load of your feet to

• enjoy a free tropical drink, 
• eat a roasted pig, 
• look at - or even purchase - some of Tomais' photography, 
• read my blog, 
• acquire your own personal "Flat Bock", 
• get my fashion forward The Jesters Hat - Pride version. or simply
• rent a bike.

You will find our booths here: Tomais' & Bock's booths at Second Pride Festival (SLurl).

SPECIAL OFFER: Take-Home-A-Bock

Copy/No Modify/Transfer

There is a special gift to all fans of Bock in SecondLife at my booth at Second Pride. You can all get your own copy of me to take home with you. Simply touch the vendor and you will receive your very own "Flat Bock".

Get your free copy at my booth at the Second Pride Festival (SLurl).

Instructions for use: The Flat Bock is laminated for your protection and to prevent staining. Rinse in lukewarm water and wipe clean after use or abuse. Not dishwasher safe. Do not place in microwave or dryer.