Showing posts with label size. Show all posts
Showing posts with label size. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Scandal: Ex-Minister Gropes Guests & Shows Dick

Anders Borg, Sweden’s former finance minister (2006-2014), has resigned as deputy chairman of technology investment group Kinnevik after a scandal over his drunken behavior at a party recently in the Stockholm archipelago.

Fifty of Sweden's highest, mightiest and finest industrialists were among the guests. The guest list did, however, not include either HRM King Carl Gustaf or HRM Queen Silvia of Sweden or Bock McMillan, the Much Honored laird of Southern Charm.
At the party Mr Borg became totally wasted by consuming too much alcohol. Borg's behavior at a party deteriorated rapidly. He started calling several of the women present "whores", "sluts" and "bitches". He also whipped out his penis, grabbed other male guests in the crotch and urged them to take out their penises so they could compare sizes.

Oh, how the mighty do fall... 

Saturday, February 21, 2015

Expert Opinion

A woman dares to talk back at God about the all-important and eternal question on whether or not size matters. 

I almost peed myself when I read Michelle's response to the almighty. In my humble opinion, Michelle Scramlin, should be appointed Ruler of the Known Universe for at least a week, if not a month.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Vital Information

Well, from time to time we stumble over fun statistics when surfing the Internet.

The following information I found on an Australian blog (Gen X Journey) while looking for a picture for my previous post about Australia Day.



The Top 40
This vital information raises several questions in my mind;
1) How was the information obtained?
2) Are there certified measurement crews traveling the world measuring penises?
3) Why haven't I been invited to join with my vast expertise on the subject?
4) Where do I apply for that job?
5) Where are the Norwegians and the Finns, how far down the list are they really?
6) Why hasn't this important information been released earlier? I am sure as hell it would have affected some of my travel plans.
7) Why don't I visit Copenhagen more often?
etc. etc.