Commentary: "Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?"

"Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything—I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock. 

Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too—big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is." 

Read the full commentary by Bruce Heffernan at The Onion: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

I love satire and this commentary was extremely funny showing the point of view of an "innocent" closet case. Oh, please let me clarify, I am not one of those gay men who believes that every straight man is just three beer bottles from a gay encounter. That's just wishful thinking by some of my gay friends and/or enemies.

Trailer for Pride - #6 Private Romeo (2011)

Written and directed by Alan Brown (based on William Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet"). Starring: Matt Doyle (Juliet), Seth Numrich (Sam Singleton/Romeo)

The Digital DeZines Party

When I logged off from DJ Ralphie's party for a break yesterday, I was going to log in later to catch part of nt friend DJ Arc's set at Q Marina together with Butch. However my break dragged out and when I logged back in-world Butch had gone to sleep and the party at Q Marina was long since over.

Realizing that I really should have gone to bed (it was after all past 3 AM local time), but I was full of nervous energy (horniness?) so I decided to see what was going on at Second Pride and found myself at the Digital DeZines party with DJ Digi.

Your's truly

There were two amazing tiny fairy avatars, which were by far the best I have ever seen. I spoke with one of the fairies, Edwin Nakim, who informed me that the avatars were Micro Mesh Men from 11 Designs & Size Matters.

DJ Digi

Stunningly handsome Julius Antonius a.k.a Joe Lycomedes

Well, I did not stay at this party very long as I started falling asleep over my keyboard, so I left the beautiful and fabulous fairies and human avatars with a greeting of "Happy pride!" and hit the sack to catch some Z's.

DJ Ralphie @ Camelot

I am too tired to write much about Ralphie's set at Camelot, but it was fun! Mostly because of all the Instant Message sessions I was in with old and brand new friends.

Spanki, I and Drew

Christo sexing it up for a dark and mysterious stranger....

My new found friend Dodo (to the right) and a companion
show their pride with saggy pants. Great underwear guys!

Trin Almodovar 

Trin Almodovar showing off his skills

My brother Martial

Instant Attraction

(via Daskadasenibordet, loosely translated "Slap-the-schlong-on-the-table", at Qx.se)

I cannot stop listening to it!

The Rhino Writers Broadcasting Party

SL Live Radio broadcast party at the Rhino Writers pavilion at SL10B can only be characterized as a thundering success.

DJ's Johny Alderton and Heloq Tomsen kept all of us in an excellent mood with their music and chat. The crowd was lively and and in excellent spirits so we all had a good time. Among other things I learned that Heloq is from Italy and that his name is pronounced "Ghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-elo-kkkk".

Butch, myself & Guyke

From a strictly personal point of view there were a few added benefits and some drawbacks, which I will list for you here (What is it with me and lists these days, this must be the tenth in just a few days..?)

Benefits

1. I got to meet Dodo, my most dedicated reader (which was proven by the fact that he was the only one who had read my post on saggy pants)
2. Vampi Twine-DeSantis-McMillan-McMillan (honorary) was there, I had not met her in a long time.
3. Bastien Berboral kindly shared a few  landmarks to shops I had never heard of after showing me pics of their awesome clothing lines.

Drawbacks

1. My son told me that, "Face lights are so 80's!" (I am so not going to share my new landmarks with him.)
2. My friend Butch told me that my beautiful skin is "OLD!". If I had newer skin I would not need face lights, was his reasoning.

Well I guess that's what you have family and friends for, to tell you the awful truth when you need to hear it. The only problems are that I feel ugly without the face light - as the old-timer that I am - and I love my skin. Oh well, maybe I do need to update my appearances, but it will be a struggle.... 

The Best Legs of the Day - SPF Day 5

Scott Triellis-Ludlow